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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Arthellion, Dec 2, 2019.

  1. Silirt

    Silirt Chief Warlock DLP Supporter ⭐⭐

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  2. dudeler

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  3. wolf550e

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    How are people from Wallachia black?
     
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    Oh my god you can't just ask that.
     
  5. Psychotic Cat

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    Because Tariq Nasheed started out of a misogynistic sleazebag peddling "pick up artist" shit, and went downhill from there.
     
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    Isn't he the guy with retarded takes on "true" black history?
     
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  8. Psychotic Cat

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    Yeah, he uses the reality of Americas generally horrific treatment of black people to peddle a bunch of conspiracy theories that mostly revolve around telling straight african-American men that they are the true rulers of the world, and everyone else- including African-American women "negro bed wenches"(his term) are all out to get them.

    You know the kind of shit /pol/ and similar spaces peddle to disaffected young white men, he's a grifter selling that to young black men. Only a lot more persuasive because, again, there's really no shortage of legitimate abuse and oppression to talk about in between tales of the Vatican covering up the true history of Egypt etc.
     
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  9. dudeler

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    So basically the living embodiment of /Pol/s "we wuz kangs" meme?
     
  10. Silirt

    Silirt Chief Warlock DLP Supporter ⭐⭐

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    I mean, yeah, and he's hysterical. He also absolutely hates buck breaking, which is why he never shuts up about it.
     
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    This joke is too galaxy brain for me, please explain
     
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    I would imagine it's the implication that, with them finishing their 'sand castle' in the shape of the former U.S. Trade Center buildings, it would be an even worse offense if he were knock them down.
     
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    The bully is not into re-enacting terrorism.,
     
  16. Othalan

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    Lol, maybe he isn't, but me? While GM-ing a Star Wars tabletop rpg campaign a few years ago, my players failed waaaaayyy too many rolls while they were hunting a terrorist organization at the behest of the Jedi Council, and the terrorists' mysterious plot succeeded. Just to troll them, I made it so the plot (which they'd failed to figure out) involved crashing a couple of starships into the Galactic Trade Commission towers on Coruscant.

    My players were appalled, not just that I went there, but because we played that session on September 11, 2018...


    Anyway, this made me smile:


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    I want to read that whole paper. It does not deserve that F.
     
  18. darklordmike

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    Funny essay, but I doubt it's real. If it is, it deserves immediate expulsion, not just an F.

    Perchance.
     
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    When the fear is gone, there shall be nothing. Only Elmo will remain.

     
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