I like the table flipping reference.

Also relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwC0yTr_hYE

 

I don't use terms like those, in general, unless speaking about females. Not just as a general insult. Secondly....I honestly couldn't care if they think the females are oversexualized. It's a video game that doesn't make anyone pay to play it, but makes it's money almost entirely on skins and champions.

Guess what?

Sex Sells.

I don't see any men bitching about the bare chests or the rampaging muscles or the incredibly unrealistic armor or the bulging thews, do you? Not seriously anyway. Couple intentionally ironic complaints here and there.

I don't see any Gay Dudes complaining about Taric and his incredibly stereotypical theme and voicing.

Tell you what, when the feminists add all that to their agenda, I'll give their whining a voice. So long as it's slanted entirely towards preferential addressing of THEIR issues, I'm going to ignore them and think what Riot is doing is ridiculous.

The fact of the matter is that Gamers are mean to everyone in all sorts of creative fashions and that games still generally use idealized models for their characters both Male and Female, and that Feminists just don't like that this is one area where they aren't given special exemption to the rules/standard like they are in many other aspects of our society.

 

I had a reply typed out, but what's the point? Anyone who seriously thinks that anyone wanting a little equality in the types of champions in League is a militant feminazi suffering from cuntrage because they don't have their man-hating lesbian bull dyke champion doesn't deserve a serious response.

They deserve an emoticon.

This one: :facepalm

 

I'm sure that many who care might already know of this and other sites, but from the Vi link Churchey gave, I got this:
Various LoL Soundtracks

(18 login screens and 6 game soundtracks, champ specific starts from Varus and runs to Elise, including skin releases like Ezreal and Cho. Will probably include Vi soon)

 

Sauce: http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=26790532#26790532

 

all my thanks bro

 

Shyv jungle is actually terrifying right now. Not a single death to her bot lane so I think I can defend a tower she's pushing. Instagibbed in 3 seconds. She's 14-2 25 minutes in haha.

 

That's more a matter of your allies being bad than shyv being really good.

 

wow, I meant to log in about 45 mina go. but... I got waylaid by the load screen music

 

I refuse to believe instalock Lux could be anything other then the best of my elo.

 

I'd kinda hoped by 1100 ELO people could ward their lane, or just know what wards are. Apparently not. Jungle Olaf with Wriggles, only wards on the map are mine. I knew I shoulda gone sightstone that game =\.

Vi seems to be getting crushed too, every game I've watched with her in, she gets stomped. people are obviously learning her but thus far Riven, Yorick and Irelia seem to just stomp her. I assume Jax would be up there too.

 

Sounds like some people haven't learned how to be A BOOMERANG, THAT NEVER GIVES UP.

It's gonna be a week till I can get away from relatives and friends and onto League. I don't know how many of you read Cracked, or Man Comics, but I plan on channeling the Punchmaster in all of my matches with Vi. NOBODY GANKS THE PUNCHMASTER. REPORTS: BUREAUCRACY'S PUNCHES.

 

Just played a game as jungle Vi, safe to say we were probably carried by Eve though I did get her our first 3 kills after Morg traded first blood with her in lane.

She's fun in my book, interesting mechanics to handle and I suck at her Q but her ult's pretty fun, though I kept ending up having the knock-up black shielded so, eh. Final build was ok, I feel like I should've built for more damage though.

Merc Treads (Homeguard)
Maw of Malmortius
Frozen Heart
Frozen Mallet
Wriggles
Last Whisper (Had the pickaxe when we ended it)

Think I messed up going for Mallet, bought some armor as me & Eve were diving Cait under tower and often had Morg and Nami to contend with whilst Volibear & Malphite somehow kept beating Singed, Taric & Ez in a 3 vs 2. Anyway, bought chain vest & then realised her passive's health based, so, Warmogs would've been a better call. Finished up Mallet because we were Baron dancing and I needed the health. Wanted to go Randuins so I wasn't so easily peeled (hence the suckage at her Q) and that led into Frozen Heart instead because of the chain vest.

Still, be interesting to play her s'more. Oh, and jungle wise I started W, went R>E>Q>W with 9/21/0 masteries. Runes were AS reds, AD quints, flat armor yellows & flat mr blues.

 

Yeah, from what I read of her abilities you're going to want to build health and burst damage, since her passive gives you decent damage mitigation and survivability for when you initiate, which you should be doing, considering you can cross half a lane lengthwise in three seconds if you Vault Break + Flash or Ghost into Assault and Battery.

Which you should be doing, since her ult is her most terrifying skill, as far as I can see. It's like a single-target Malphite ult - as long as you get that lock on, that ADC is getting CCed and fucked, since you blow through any enemies while ulting. If that carry doesn't excrete waste in solid cubes any time you show up in lane then you're doing it wrong.

 

A lot of the problems in that game was my Eve figured she was Rambo, as did Irelia. Irelia would engage as soon as she arrived regardless of how we were positiong so we had to go in & I'd often get peeled by Voli before I could get in range of their adc. Eve enjoyed ulting their whole team then melting so I very rarely got to engage which I tried to emphasise but got the standard "Nice engage, fucking scrubs" and so on.

Think next time I play her I might just stick with Mandreds, maybe go Wriggles and rush Cleaver into Warmogs. From there, honestly don't know. Could go phage last whisp, could go Randuins, BT, lots of options. I'm not used to playing heavy hitting junglers, usually tanks so building offensively is.. new =\.

Edit; Man, lost 100 ELO today to people blindlocking without saying a word after someone's picked their lane claiming to be a smurf practising. It would help, if they weren't lying and could actually do well. When you're a Riven diving their 12-0-0 Shyvana who's tanky as fuck rather than graves, you know you're just bad...

 

Super, add me at LoL Hubby Zeal and we will play together assuming you are on US servers. We can do a few normals together to see our synergy then jump into ranked for a bit. I'm still in my placements but I should be around 1200.

Word to the wise though, after 3 ranked losses stop playing ranked for the day.

 

I wasn't mad at that game oddly, I was kind of staring in disbelief at seeing a jungle Shyvana of all people going 12-0. Maybe it's just me but the few times I've tried Shyv out when she's on rotation she doesn't exactly scream damage. I guess she got lucky in her ganks and secured a fair few kills. That said she went pure tank so we had no hope of killing her.

That and I was forced into playing mid, as Ryze. Against Eve. I never should've told our leader to ban TF for our final ban, but oh well!

I'm on EUW I'm afraid Wild. I have an NA account but it's like level 13 and I average 170 ping so it's not really playable unfortunately, mostly I just use it to screw around with friends when they're bored over the pond.

 

Er. Shouldn't Ryze win against Eve.... You stack HP and mana then QWQE walk away.

 

Jon and Co dunking Riot's PB&J team (The Tribunal, bans, etc). Recording courtesy of me.

http://www.leaguereplays.com/replays/match/2623341/