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Ginny is Harry's soulmate b/c Harry wants his Mommy?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by magyareagle, Sep 14, 2005.

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  1. Old Nuit

    Old Nuit High Inquisitor

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    Sep 16, 2005 #21
    Well the answer would be No, because Tonks could look exactly like his Mommy.
     
  2. SlytherinDamian

    SlytherinDamian Raptured to Hell

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    omg that's so hot and sick, why has no one written this? Someone (who isn't me) should do so, soon.
     
  3. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    hah! Thats be a good way for Tonks to play a mind trick on Harry, hmm... *deep in thought*
     
  4. magyareagle

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    Sep 16, 2005 #24
    please

    Talk about Oedipus complex anyone?
     
  5. SlytherinDamian

    SlytherinDamian Raptured to Hell

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    Re: please

    Was his mom as hot as Lily?
     
  6. RagefulLlama

    RagefulLlama Seventh Year

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    Sep 16, 2005 #26
    I think the comparisons between harry/ginny and james/lily is just people trying to make excuses. 'He reminds me of the dad so he *must* marry someone like his mom . . .' I personally like tonks harry/tonks is one of my favourite pairings.
     
  7. Burt

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    Sep 16, 2005 #27
    In Honks, there's always the "guys just want me for my ability to turn into their sister -- but with bigger boobs" whiney crap from Tonks -- and that's incredibly annoying to me, since I always figured that we've never seen Tonks' real body. This oneshot is pretty funny, though.
     
  8. IndoGhost

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    hn...yes tonks..nice....but what i dont understand is he'll always being compared to his dad all the time right...so won't that make him go for some girl completely different from his mom so they can compair him to his dad....
     
  9. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    youd think that wouldnt you.... i would if i had to listen to constant comparisons...
     
  10. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    He is nothing like his dad apart from looks alone. His dad sounded like a fuckhead to me.
     
  11. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Sep 16, 2005 #31
    pretty much, although that usually winds up being the basis for Snape is Harrys daddy stories, which as you know, deserve cruicifixition around here.
     
  12. Zevrillion

    Zevrillion Founder Retired Staff

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    Sep 16, 2005 #32
    In some stories, Harry is portrayed more like Lily. And because Harry looks a lot like James, we have Harry/Harry stories.

    I read one ones. Really weird; Harry uses a time turner and goes back in time and gives himself a blowjob. Can a fic get any sicker and crazier?
     
  13. SlytherinDamian

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    I'd give myself a blowjob. Yup... I can't keep my hands off my past self or shemale!JKR.

    :shock:
     
  14. Zevrillion

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    => :puke: <=
     
  15. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    ... I .... words fail me at the moment to describe how screwed that is.
     
  16. SlytherinDamian

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    In my defense, you guys really have no idea how dead sexy past!Damian is... if you meant the JKR thing... well... *runs*
     
  17. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    ... i know clasify damion with giovanni and charlie... as far as the harry/harry... well... ill just quote a great and wise man... lewis black...

    thats... fucked up...
     
  18. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    That shit is funny.

    He'd have memories of being on the reciving end and on the giving end. How whack would that be.
     
  19. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    Once I have time I'll definately finish it =). FanFiction.Net was bad, but this is getting even worse, though I will say I won't hold H/G against anyone. That'd make me as bad as FF.Net.
     
  20. LT2000

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    Just as long as we get to troll the everloving fuck out of it without any kind of reprisal. :)
     
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