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Girl Writes Entire First Chapter of Harry Potter on Bathroom Stall

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nae, Feb 22, 2011.

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  1. Nae

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    Feb 22, 2011 #1
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    Here I sit, brokenhearted / tried to shit, but only wrote the first chapter of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone.

    LOLOL :awesome

    And I don't think anybody will try to accuse her of vandalism!
     
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  2. Matian

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    Feb 22, 2011 #2
    That's fairly awesome in a pathetic way.
     
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    Feb 22, 2011 #3
    What a useless, sad /filler, creepy, batshit, simple-minded, senseless, out-of-touch female.
     
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    Feb 23, 2011 #4
    Well, if I had to choose between that, and the shit some kid smeared on the stall, back in elementary school, I'd prefer the former.

    If it were Half-Blood Prince or Deathly Hallows, though, I'd prefer the shit.
     
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    Not my preferred choice of reading material while on the can but it would do.
     
  6. BadVoodoo

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    I thought of it first. See sig
     
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    Feb 23, 2011 #7
    At least she isn't writing fanfiction on the wall of the stall.
     
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    Feb 23, 2011 #8
    Anyone else think her handwriting is way too small to read anyway?
     
  9. Stalin's Pipe Organs

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    Feb 23, 2011 #9
    Hey can we invite her here?
     
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    What a crazy, crazy bitch. D: D:
     
  11. Tehan

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    God fucking damn it how does she write so STRAIGHT?!
     
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    I don't think my 'NO' can be emphatic enough.
     
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    Blazzano Unspeakable

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    Oh, I don't know. What if she wrote "Hermione's Slapping Hand," from one of DLP's very own, Lecter:

    Reading that while on the throne may have beneficial enema effects.
     
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    Well, shit...and I thought that I had no life, heh. :facepalm
     
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    Feb 23, 2011 #15
    It'll get washed off and she'll get depressed.
     
  16. Grinning Lizard

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    So inspired was I, I decided to write the complete Twilight Saga on my local toilet.

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    I wondered how much actual English literature she missed while she was in the bathroom. Gotta give her points for dedication though.
     
  18. JimmyCranberry

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    I would have thought writing out every scene inside the second floor Girl's toilets of Hogwarts would have been more appropriate...

    Still, kudos to her.
     
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    I'd be a lot more impressed if she'd written the Snape-kills-Dmbledore chapter up there. With spoiler tags, of course. :awesome
     
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    Feb 24, 2011 #20
    Yeah, if I did that I would post Dumbledore's death scene or Harry Potter walking to his death (even if DH is not my favorite book, that scene has epic spoilers, shockingness and would just kill people).

    My whole thing is...

    Why the hell do you blog about it, with your FULL name on it and get it popular enough to be written on a newspaper?

    Who wants to guess who had to scrub it off?
     
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