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Girl Writes Entire First Chapter of Harry Potter on Bathroom Stall

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nae, Feb 22, 2011.

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  1. Styx0444

    Styx0444 Minister of Magic

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    Feb 24, 2011 #21
    I would have written The Office.

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  2. Redeye

    Redeye Penultimate Lurker DLP Supporter

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    Feb 24, 2011 #22
    The question is, who will finish reading the chapter before they finish their shit?
     
  3. Jormungandr

    Jormungandr Prisoner

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    Constipated people? Old people? Paimon? Who knows. :awesome
     
  4. Grinning Lizard

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    Feb 24, 2011 #24
    Healthy human males.

    Or, lacking those in a girl's bathroom... smokers.
     
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  5. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    You know - I'd probably sit there and read it all before leaving.
     
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    SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE.
     
  7. Euro

    Euro Sixth Year DLP Supporter

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    Feb 24, 2011 #27
    It used to be swearing, then drugs, guns and now Harry Potter in the school toilets. I wonder if they have Twilight as toilet paper?

    And yes, I'd probably read it too, then put big spoilers in the middle of the text where appropriate.
     
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    Feb 25, 2011 #28
    Fuck all y'all. This girl is a hero. Reading material on the can = ftw.
     
  9. Styx0444

    Styx0444 Minister of Magic

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    Feb 25, 2011 #29
    Despite being the only thing that series is good for, sadly no.
     
  10. addictedforlife

    addictedforlife High Inquisitor

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    Feb 25, 2011 #30
    Don't be so sure...

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  11. ViolentRed

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    I wouldn't want Cullen anywhere near my ass.
     
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  12. Vincent

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    Feb 26, 2011 #32
    Bet the janitor's giving her dirty looks. Don't know why she would do that. Though I guess if I was going to waste the time to write on a stall wall after school everyday then I'd probably tell about it as well.
     
  13. Richard

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    Feb 27, 2011 #33
    Sounds like she's a couple arrows short of a full quiver to me. Crazy people.
     
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