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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Antivash, Jul 3, 2006.

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  1. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Ive gotten too many PMs about that damn ava. When I offered help, i dindt me that.

    1) I dont know who she is.
    2)Merrill found it ages ago.
    3)STOP WANKING TO IT YOU FUCKING PRE-PUBESCENT FUCKS! Get a girlfriend.
     
  2. BioPlague

    BioPlague The Senate DLP Supporter

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    My response to this thread:
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  3. LT2000

    LT2000 Heir

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    Dude, don't fuck with Blazing Saddles. I will legit have to destroy you.
     
  4. Fuegodefuerza

    Fuegodefuerza Minister of Magic

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    Lmao...

    But, seriously Bio, Blazing Saddles is way too cool to be made fun of so cruelly.
     
  5. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    meh if you don't like that Vashy, just think of what those kids wanking over your ava do to your fics, heh.
     
  6. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    I thought that was why he wrote them? *snickers*
     
  7. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    *not entirely sober*

    I always thought he wrote them because he had an Oedipus Complex ;)

    j/k, please Vashy... Don't kill me.... I have a family, and a gerbil.... You wouldn't kill my gerbil would you?

    Oh and to all you kids wanking to Vash's avatar. Don't. There is better porn with more attractive women out there on the internet.

    *thanks jeebus for the law of averages*
     
  8. Dark Lord Rostam

    Dark Lord Rostam Button La Famiglia Midknight

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    That girl should have been Cho. That would have made the fourth movie a tenny bit better.

    But like Gio said, there are far more attractive girls on the internet.
     
  9. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    ..I ... hadnt ever THOUGHT of that middy... thank you you evil evil twat!
     
  10. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    What you thought only YOUR keyboard was getting sticky off your smut stories?

    muhahaha!
     
  11. f77

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    What is that girl saying anyways? Anyone here lip read?
     
  12. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Is that a confession, Midknight? :p
     
  13. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Pfft that only happens when you talk on IRC Darky you know that.

    I don't read smutty smut biotch, I just had one trainwrech I pointed at and laughed
     
  14. IndoGhost

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    Middy...you know that Trainwrech is a understatement for that fic, right? That fic got really fcuked up.Lmao
     
  15. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    I dunno I stopped reading it fairly early on, I think right after Ron and Luna started banging I think it was
     
  16. IndoGhost

    IndoGhost Dark Lord

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    Your lucky...very lucky. I read a bit further..then vomited at how messed up it got.
     
  17. LINKed up

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    Well, this topic derailed quickly, didn't it? :p Anyways, I think that the topic should just be locked and stickied, because there is really no point in continuing the discussion...
     
  18. Master Slytherin

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    My best guess would be 'my heart beats' but she could be aying one of a million things.
     
  19. Fuegodefuerza

    Fuegodefuerza Minister of Magic

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    *agrees with Master Slytherin*

    That's what it seems like to me.
     
  20. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    Err... you know the "my" and "heart" would be one said forwards, the other backwards, right? It's looping forward and then backward and then forward etc...

    And I too am constantly entranced by the image. Brilliant angle, hottie azn, but mainly a pair of the most finely sculpted fake boobs I've seen in a long time. Coupled with a nice hip sway... and I can't tear my eyes from it.
     
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