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Goffik Petition

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Krogan, Mar 7, 2008.

  1. Krogan

    Krogan Alien in a Hat ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    I looked around and I didnt see anything about this so I decided to share it because I thought it was pretty funny. We all remember the eye-sore horror of My Immortal and lots of people including me thought the entire thing was a bad joke. Im not quite as sure any more when I went and found this by accident on the little goffiks profile.

    http://www.petitiononline.com/tararox/petition.html

    I think she might have actually been serious about the whole thing. When you look at it read some of the signatures they are pretty funny. Also I know its a bit old but I thought it was worth it
     
  2. Jenkins

    Jenkins Forum Bike DLP Supporter

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    I just...I just...cannot believe the stupidity of it.

    This...thing must honestly be disabled in some way. There can not be any other reason for it.

    *shakes head and walks away*
     
  3. Humbolt

    Humbolt Seventh Year

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    That petion was fucking hilarious. Thanks for the humor at that little pathetic "goth's" expense.
     
  4. enembee

    enembee The Nicromancer DLP Supporter

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    If that's not a troll, I weep for the human race.
     
  5. Tehan

    Tehan Avatar of Khorne DLP Supporter

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    This individual is to your average troll as Da Vinci is to a six-year-old playing with finger paints. A performance artist whose medium is perforations in your faith in humanity. I salute this individual for their skill, craftsmanship, and dedication.
     
  6. Narion

    Narion Slug Club Member

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    I weep for the human race anyway. It doesn't matter whether this is real or not: it's believable enough to be real, which is quite indicative of the state of humanity.

    Narion
     
  7. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Why does she persist in spelling the band names wrong? Is it cool to call evanescence , evanezenze? What the fucks up with goffik? A lisp should not translate into written speech.

    On a lighter note, I almost burst a vessel laughing. I challenge somebody to find a fic worse than My Immortal. :)
     
  8. Humbolt

    Humbolt Seventh Year

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  9. enembee

    enembee The Nicromancer DLP Supporter

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    Eurghhhhhhh.

    I give up on humanity, seriously.
     
  10. Humbolt

    Humbolt Seventh Year

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    Thats what I thought when I first read then... That might explain why I've been so depressed lately.
     
  11. The Doctor

    The Doctor Unspeakable

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    DLP: your one stop shop for Ginny hate and reasons for suicide!
     
  12. Humbolt

    Humbolt Seventh Year

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    Quoted for truth.
     
  13. Dark Belra

    Dark Belra Minister of Magic

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    I don't have any words for this.
    It's like, my ability to speak have been striped from me and brutally raped and then thrown away.

    None of the languages I know can help me speak my mind.
     
  14. World

    World Oberstgruppenführer DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Fix'd.
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  15. Viper

    Viper Fourth Year

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    Is she serious?
    She needs some real help if she is.

    Things like that make me want to kick humanity and torture people to insanity.
     
  16. Seratin

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    How can you kick humanity?:) but seriously we need to find an address for this girl, or at least have somebody try and hack her or something. We cant let this amount of stupidity go unpunished.
     
    Last edited: Mar 8, 2008
  17. claypigeon

    claypigeon First Year

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    For the sake of my optimistic hope fo the future, I'm going to refuse to believe this isn't the work of an uber-troll. Otherwise, I don't think I could stop myself from butchering her and all her friends in an effort to save the gene-pool.
     
  18. Dubrichius

    Dubrichius Groundskeeper

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    Überfixed. But anyway, words cannot describe how pitiful that petition is. To begin with, I couldn't even understand what the damn thing was, it was that bloody illegible.
     
  19. Banner

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    I need more caffeine (or maybe grain alcohol) to deal with this. I just can't face it without some kind of buffer.
     
  20. Viper

    Viper Fourth Year

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    Just had a view through the signatures.

    Another one:

    You gotta love those pathetic idiots.
    Users like this should be prohibited from using the internet. Then they should be drilled with a chainsaw.
     
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