Agreed, but they should be quartered, not drilled with a chainsaw.

Edit: I signed her petition with this:

 

How about skinning them alive, tossing them into a barrel of salt, and then quartering them?

I recall signing this petition some time ago, but I'm too lazy to go and find it. Needless to say, it wasn't to express my support...

Anyways, I hope she dies a slow and excruciatingly painful death.

 

Definaitly a good idea.

But first you need to anally rape them with a telephone pole.

 

I've always preferred the baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire but I guess it all comes down to who we are on the inside

 

Epic troll. This is a troll so awesome that even their poll-comments are trolls.

It's disturbing to see DLP'ers taken in by this. Have we grown soft and weak in our sanctuary of green and black? Darius must be slacking off!

Yak
o/` send in the trolls o/`

 

My favourite's the chainsaw. Perhaps because I used to play a lot of GTA.

But you just can't not have fun drilling a person with a chainsaw over and over again.

Chainsaws rule!

 

Her ass.

 

I will feed the troll by adding my own comment :










... huh?

And that's all, I think that's the only reaction someone with a good working brain, and willing to keep it, can have in front of such situation. You just have to shut it down for a moment, reboot and forget.

Violence, while immensely pleasurable will not be done and just thinking its a troll leave you a bad doubt "and if it was true...?"

So for the sake of my intelligence I will just forget what I saw and maybe (one can only hope) never hear about it again.

That's when you realize wizards have it easy with their obliviate...

Reboot process engaged...

 

I agree with everything you've said, but this... thing lowered my intellegence so much I thought this joke was ridiculusly funny:
What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor!

It came from Spongebob.

This matter will only be resolved through the painful death of the offender.

 

As terrible as her fic is... I vote against killing her. Wait, wait, wait. Let me explain before you lynch me. I vote instead that we lock her up in a room and force her to write her crappy, crappy fanfiction, then force anyone who commits a crime to read it over and over and over and over until they give up their ways and become either upstanding citizens or vegetables.

Aekiel

 

We could lock her in a room with an extremely horny Gorilla.....

 

Ron is fictional remember...its a pity

 

Patience, Endurance and Steel-Toe-Boots.

 

Sadly to bring it up "My Immortal" has not been updated for quite some time. She has not appeared in her forums or made any new profile changes. I am afraid she has moved on and slit her wrists or other such nonsense. The world is better off without her.

 

No Methene, she was to busy composing her lovely petition to worry about things like My Immortal.

Suffice to say that now it is out of the way she'll continue to astound us with her writing abilities.

I think I died a little inside when I wrote that.

 

The final word, direct from her comments page...

 

Why kill this troll when we can make her do it herself ? Just keep signing her petition with the phrase "You're a huge PREP."

Or rather, " Ur a hooj Prap", if it'll help her understand better.