Grand theft Potter

I want to write a fan fiction story about Harry becoming a smuggler, a ganster type thing. But I need to make it a believable AU sticking to canon somehow. I can do this by having Harry marry Ginny while they search for horocruxes. Then he finds out that Ginny is using a love potion on him to make harry love Ginny. Now a normal person will swear and get angry but Harry is so stressed out by the media and Voldemort's threat that he snaps and fucking murders ginny in a fit of rage. Suddenly he regrets it, goes to a bar or something, and gets drunk thinking about what a miserable life he has. He tries to AK himself, but before he can utter the last syllabyl he thinks maybe there is something left after all as he notices a picture of a something or the other in the corner like maybe Miami or Vegas. So he buries Ginny, takes all his money out of his vualt and high tails it to Vegas or miami or some populated american city. Since he spent most of his money throwing it about hunting for Horocruxes he soon goes poor and needs more money. He is staying at a first class hotel, blah blah blha. Depression kicks in and he drowns himself in beer so he gets drunk. Suddenly he gets an idea when he is staggering home and sees a man mugging an old woman. Why not rob things. He is too bitter to be a hero anymore, and makes an alter ego. A super crime lord by the name of Shardscamagon, the lord of crime.

Suddenly he sees new ideas and oppurtunities in the muggle world to make money with his magical skills. So he does that; robs banks, conjures jewlery, kills for money, blah blah blah. But soon the Wizarding world notices so much magical signatures in the areas of crime and they investigate. They find out about Lord Smadsdwhatever and hunt him down, but they don't know it is really Harry Potter yet. When they corner him, surprising Harry unexpectedly they reveal who he really is: boy who lived.

Voldemort gets wind of that and sends people to hunt Harry down in Miami, or Vice city or wherever the fuck he goes to. Meanwhile he plans a successful takeover of Britain, using Hitman for hire to kill wizarding members of Wizangamot. The new power steps in, because order of the pheonix is in shatters when most of their upper members are assassinated. The new group promises to get rid of Voldemort, and they do... but it is fake because they work for Voldemort. They actually use their forces to hunt for Harry... prophecy child etc. Harry is also hunted by American Wizards. They also hunt harry for murder of Ginny.

So when Harry gets wind of this, he is in panic mode. He flies with all his illegal guns and shit (shrunk) to say... Australia where he sets up a ring of drug dealers type shit by using his contacts in America. So while Harry is kept busy, the other wizarding folk hunt him down catching up.

Harry is working on a way to terrorize the world for some big muchas by using a nuclear warhead to threaten to blow up the world (think Austin Powers) He gets some hackers or whatever to take control of the t.v channels of the world and play his terrorist video where he threatens to blow up the moon causing backlashes on farms or whatever. It goes well for him, because he fires a practice warhead to blow up Mars and succeeds to show everyone he is serious. The wizarding world gets to harry's headquarters finding Harry ready to blow up the moon because the muggles didn't believe him. The aurors try to stop him, and Harry seeing he is surrounded aims the nuclear warhead at the ground causing the whole top half of the earth to blow up (metaphorically), and making the bottom half of the earth a big mess of nuclear waste... something like that.

Voldemort thinking he has won because Harry, his only valuable opponent is dead, thinks again when he surveys the area around him and sees that the earth is just a big pile of toxic waste. Humans mutate into wierd looking lizards and turtles. The end. What do you guys think? This is just a rough rough rough draft, a plot that needs lots of work. Help appreciated.

 

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