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Lady Almaren · May 3, 2006

I got this from Potter by Water Mage

"No, not a threat," said Naroku, his voice carrying through the empty room. "Since I have a feeling you'll try me and my word, call it a vision of the future."

Quickly, for someone his age, Dumbledore drew his wand. "What if I killed you right now?" he questioned, his voice still that eerie coldness that was most unusual coming from him.

Naroku smiled a false cheery smile. He didn’t know why he was even smiling in the first place. He just couldn’t seem to stop. Turning his head, a lock of hair that had slipped from the band at his neck fell across his face covering his eye. Seeing, that jade green eye stare at him forced Dumbledore to reconsider his next few words. The stare, even with one eye, was unnerving.

"You think that I and my men strolled through this castle without thought?" asked Naroku. He shook his head that smile still on his face. "You try and pull some magic on me, and my men will level this fucking castle. There's enough C4 hidden around here to liquefy the Tower of London. Try me, please. I dare you."

Dumbledore lowered his wand, his mouth gaped open like a fish.

"Uh huh, Merlin, that's what I thought."
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MysterioX · May 3, 2006

Do to low morale, Voldemort and the Death Eaters have recently instituted a series of events to promote teamwork and cooperative maliciousness. In this spirit, Voldemort Presents the first Death Eater Game Night.

Dolohov: “Ok, I say Mr. Plum, in the conservatory, with the wrench.”

Voldemort: “Ha! You fool, who would use a wrench? I can prove you wrong.” Shows Dolohov a card

Dolohov: “Thank you master.”

Voldemort: Laughs maniacally “Ok, my turn. I already know who did it. It was Mr. White, in the Library, with the rope. Wormtail, check the confidential cards.”

Wormtail checks the cards

Wormtail: “M-M-Master? T-T-That’s not the r-right p-p-person.” cringes

Voldemort: “WHAT!” more cringing “Oh, of course. You’re right Wormtail.”

Wormtail: “I am?”

Voldemort: “Yes, Yes, I know who it was now. It was so easy. Would you like to know who it was Wormtail?”

Wormtail: “Of course master.”

Voldemort: “Actually it was someone you know very well.”

Wormtail: “Who?”

Voldemort: “Mr. CRUCIO!”
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just read it. Harry Potter and the Hero's Path

Lady Almaren · May 3, 2006

Can you send me a link to that? It sounds interesting.

nonjon · May 3, 2006

Lady Almaren said:

Can you send me a link to that? It sounds interesting.
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Discussion: http://forums.darklordpotter.net/viewtopic.php?t=2401
Fic: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2869936/1/

It's a sort of outtake on the prologue. I thought it was interesting too but knew that sort of chat transcript was a no-no in most sites' rules.

saL · May 3, 2006

the last quote is from once upon a freaking time if i'm not mistaken

an absolute must-read if you can appreciate humor

http://forums.darklordpotter.net/viewtopic.php?t=1069

Cupspeaker · May 22, 2006

what\'s the link to nonjon\'s work?

Lord Ravenclaw · May 22, 2006

http://www.fanfiction.net/~nonjon

Xiph0 · May 23, 2006

Lady Almaren said:

I got this from Potter by Water Mage
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Seriously good fic that, good quote.

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