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Greatest Pumpkin Ever

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Novamute, Oct 23, 2008.

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  1. Novamute

    Novamute Third Year

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    Oct 23, 2008 #1
    Saw this over at Cinematical and I summarily decided that carving a pumpkin at any point in the future is pointless[​IMG][/IMG]
     
  2. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Oct 23, 2008 #2
    Wowzers.

    I'd make trick-or-treaters reach through the mouth to get their candy.
     
  3. Magus

    Magus Groundskeeper

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    Oct 23, 2008 #3
    Holy Pumpkins?

    It's giving me a weird Half-Life 2 vibe. Like it's the offspring of a stalker with a fruit fixation.
     
  4. Sferics

    Sferics Second Year

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    I saw that on another forum and thought it was cool... until they pointed out the vagina.
     
  5. The Sour Kraut

    The Sour Kraut Seventh Year

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    That makes it only better, doesn't it? Pumpkin-Predator blowjob FTW.

    Seriously good work. I can't begin to imagine how he/she/they did it.
     
  6. SunderBolt

    SunderBolt Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Oct 23, 2008 #6
    Wow great, but not as good as this.

    [​IMG]
     
  7. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Eh, the dragon's cool, but there isn't much actual carving going on there.
     
  8. SunderBolt

    SunderBolt Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Oct 24, 2008 #8
    Tis all carved from the inside, leaving a slight film on the outside so that the pumpkin looks untouched.....very clever.

    That first pic makes me think of Vagina Dentata
     
    Last edited: Oct 24, 2008
  9. Gizmore

    Gizmore Minister of Swedish Affairs DLP Supporter

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    Holy cow! That is one awesome 3d predator pumpkin.
     
  10. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Ahhh I get it now. That is pretty damn clever.
     
  11. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    [​IMG]

    :awesome
     
  12. Sorrows

    Sorrows Queen of the Flamingos Moderator

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  13. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    ...

    The mouth of that Predator... looks like a Vagina. With teeth. A vagina with teeth. D: That is not epic.
     
  14. Oz

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  15. Militis

    Militis Supreme Mugwump

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    Vagina dentata! Vagina dentata!
     
  16. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    I am amused that no-one seems to have noticed Sunderbolt's post.
     
  17. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    I'm amused by people who automatically think vagina when looking at something that's obviously the predator.

    It's a fucking alien's mouth, twats.
     
  18. World

    World Oberstgruppenführer DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Nov 2, 2008 #18
    Well, obviously alien mouths look like twats, or twats look like alien mouths. Your choice.
     
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