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Happy B-Day ...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dark Minion, Aug 13, 2007.

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  1. Dark Minion

    Dark Minion Bright Henchman DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Aug 13, 2007 #1
    Happy Coming of Age, MurT.

    Get Drunk, Get Laid, Buy some Booze

    - and, most important -

    Think of Jon, who has never done anything like that.
    You'll enjoy the day twice as much.​
     
    Last edited: Aug 13, 2007
  2. apocalypsemeow

    apocalypsemeow Professor DLP Supporter

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    Murty, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
    Let me find some cake...
    Found some, here you go...

    [​IMG]​
     
    Last edited: Aug 13, 2007
  3. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    Aug 13, 2007 #3
    Why would I want to get laid by a bottle of booze? :p You'd have to be fucked in the head to want to do that buddy.

    Edit: Oh yeah, and Happy Birthday, bitch.
     
  4. That Wench

    That Wench Skittles Addict

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    Aug 13, 2007 #4
    Happy bday Murt! Have a good one.
    Go out and find some 'lulz'. :p
     
  5. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    Aug 13, 2007 #5
    ROFL! Jon got rolled by Minion.

    Happy Birthday, Murty! Go to Jon's place and give him a good kick in the crotch for me, just to see if anything's there.

    And if that's a banana cake, Murt, that typa gave you, I would suggest against eating it.
     
    Last edited: Aug 13, 2007
  6. Murton

    Murton DJ OEM DLP Supporter

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    Aug 13, 2007 #6
    Get laid, Get some booze. Learn the read you retarded whorez.

    I demand Vashstickle change Jon's user title to Whorez pernamently.

    I demand moar peoplez to have posted before this, you should all be ashamed of yourselves! Even Sree expressed his love!

    And typa. With her banana's....
     
  7. The Dark Lord Squash

    The Dark Lord Squash Denarii Host

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    Aug 13, 2007 #7
    Happy Birthday man. Do all of the stuff already mentioned one eyed man and have fun getting drunk, laid, and any other thing that may wonder it's way into your head.
     
  8. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    Aug 13, 2007 #8
    Happy Birthday!
     
  9. BioPlague

    BioPlague The Senate DLP Supporter

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    Ah, my One Eyed Man of justice.

    You should go terrorize Jon just for the hell of it :).

    Happy Birthday, mi amigo!
     
  10. Amerision

    Amerision Galactic Sheep Emperor DLP Supporter

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    Aug 13, 2007 #10
    Happy Birthday, Murton!

    May you find yourself having a hot drunk sex with two Mongolian twins.

    [​IMG]

    Get 'm, boy.
     
  11. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    ... o_o

    Oh wtf Amer.
     
  12. Myst

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    Aug 13, 2007 #12
    Happy Birthday Murt! Have a good one!
     
  13. Fuegodefuerza

    Fuegodefuerza Minister of Magic

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    Aug 13, 2007 #13
    Happy Birthday OED!

    Although, honestly, you shouldn't be on here until about 2 p.m. the day after. ^_^
     
  14. Glernaj

    Glernaj Stab Executive DLP Supporter

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    Aug 13, 2007 #14
    Dude, you were sober enough to post on here? You must have one hell of a constitution. Get back to drinking!
     
  15. Jeram

    Jeram Elder of Zion ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Aug 14, 2007 #15
    Happy birfday, Murt. And maybe you should take that vacation you've been planning all this time? There are quite a few fantastic locales just itching for the "Murt Touch".

    -J
     
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