I used to write Birthday haikus before I retired to lurkdom in the IRC, but for you, let's see what I can rustle up.

Flying on black wings,
Scything through trolls, fair but swift.
Rules for great justice.

So have a happy birthday, peck some good food, score with some chicks (pedo, lol) and have fun. Praise be to Lord Ravenclaw, long may he reign.

 

Happy Birthday. I'm sure you'll be playing with some new computer gadget later on that you got today.

-Myst

 

Ooo! Raven's Birthday. ^_^ I wish I could get on IRC and nick-alert you with happy birthdays, but I'm having a bit of connection trouble at the moment, so you'll have to settle for this until I get my laptop back.

Happy Birthday! Seventeen is a kick ass year, be sure to enjoy it. (I sure miss it... kinda, maybe not..)

/me worships Raven

 

May you have good fortune this year!

Go forth and be successful in life and all things.


Nah, Im just messing with ya, Have fun you crazy bird.

 

Caw! Happy birthday Lord Ravenclaw. Best of wishes to you.

 

Crôa!

...I mean...

Happy birthday Raven.

 

Me and Syao have got you a sheep for you down here if you ever visit down under.

His name is shrek and he is big and fluffy and likes to cuddle.

Enjoy.

 

Happy Birthday, Raven =)

Best wishes from the pale Asian -scowls- stupid bullshit I used to spew, eh?

/me bows before the cawing God

 

Happy Biffy, Raven.

Be sure to consume loads of beer, root a few sheilas.

For gawds sake though, avoid BEE HIVES!!1!