COMRADE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
A little late but thats ok.

 

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Hey hey hey Pyro'ster, Happy *HIC* Birfday! You knows you dat mtuha fucka that be gettin' fuckin *HIC* hyphy wid dat bitch in da back o' yo' El Camino !! HAHAHA *HIC* Keep bein fuckin matic matic when yo punk ass reppy dat Zealand of New! WHOO! *HIC* I'mma bar...HUURRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!

 

Happy birthday, Syao. I hope you had so many candles they had to light them with a blowtorch. In honour of your birthday, I've decided to sing you a song:

Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates
The fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun
And the whole clan gathers round and gifts and laughter do abound
And we let out a joyful sound and sing that stupid song

Happy Birthday
Now you're one year older
Happy Birthday
Your life still isn't over
Happy Birthday
You did not accomplish much
But you didn't die this year
I guess that's good enough

So let's drink to your fading health and hope you don't remind yourself
Your chances of finding fame and wealth decrease with every year
Does it feel like you're doing laps and eating food and taking naps
And hoping that some day perhaps your life will hold some cheer

Happy Birthday
What have you done that matters?
Happy Birthday
You're starting to get fatter
Happy Birthday
It's downhill from now on
Try not to remind yourself
Your best years are all gone

If cryogenics were all free then you could live like Walt Disney
And live for all eternity inside a block of ice
But instead your time is set this is the only life you get
And though it hasn't ended yet sometimes you wish it might

Happy Birthday
You wish you had more money
Happy Birthday
Your life's so sad it's funny
Happy Birthday
How much more can you take
But your friends are hungry
So just cut the stupid cake

Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
Dear Syaoran.