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Harry/Ginny

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Lord Ravenclaw, Aug 7, 2005.

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  1. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    Aug 8, 2005 #41
    If I were magical, I sure as hell wouldn't go to Hogwarts. Besides being surrounded by stereotypical morons, the curriculum is absolutely pathetic...I mean, Harry finished his SIXTH YEAR and he fights with stunners and impediment jinxes.
     
  2. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    lol yeah, pretty much :)

    I would go there... If only to just look up a bunch of dark shit and curse everyones brains out :)
     
  3. Zevrillion

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    Now, now, you are forgetting Ginny's famous battlebogey hex. You don’t want to go against that.

    That is some serious shit I tell you.
     
  4. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    Gee whiz, batbogie v. AK. I wonder which would win?

    Also notice that in HBP, he learned absolutely nothing. Everything he DID learn was from Snape's potion book.
     
  5. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    No he learned that one curse Sectumsempra.... Then immediately went into guilt trip mode after he used it on Malfoy.
     
  6. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    He learned that from the "Half-Blood Prince" aka Snape.
     
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    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Yeah I know...

    He is still a little bitch in book 6.
     
  8. IndoGhost

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    what i want to know is how can a little bitch, like harry in canon, save the world??? it makes no sence. he's not smart enough to think a way out. Not strong enough to make a way out. not clever at all. i think he should off been in hufflepuff because all he is too just loyal.... way too loyal. he's just a dum kid who is too loyal
     
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    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    Aug 9, 2005 #49
    Harry in canon has had his entire growth stunted...knowledge, mind, etc. Harry might have loved knowledge had Ron not made him lazy. He probably could have beaten Hermione for top slot.
     
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    thats just one more reason on why ron should die
     
  11. Dark Syaoran

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    Well doesnt it say in PS/SS that Harry was pretty smart and did well at muggle school but the only reason his grades started going down was because he got punished if he did better than Dudley? Or did I read that in a first year story... I can't remember but still, Ron probably is the reason he is a lazy git.

    He's in this whole new world yet he doesnt do anything to learn new things. I mean, Hermione jumped straight into every book she could find because she wanted to learn everything she could about this new world that she just found out about. He should have done that as well but not go all know-it-all on everyone like Hermione did.
     
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    Ron must die.
     
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    Yeah that does majorly piss me off.

    His parents were well respected wizards, he's rich, famous, etc. You'd think he'd want to know SOMETHING, instead he is so desperate for the first friend he found in Ron, and Ron's family, that he allows himself to remain by and large, totally ignorant of the world.
     
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    Why the fuck be friends with Ron anyway. The only reason he went to sit with him was because he was Harry Potter. He's is just like Malfoy but not being suck a fucking dick. I'd have kicked Ron out the door as soon as he asked about my scar.
     
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    i would of through him out the window
     
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    Yeah, Ron I've has always been a glorified starry-eyed fanboy. and Hermione took the first opportunitiy to show how much she knew ABOUT HIM. "Are you really? You know I've read all about you in Modern History of Magic." Great introduction. ALthough its better than "Do you really have, you know, the scar?"


    If this was the REAL world we would all be serving Voldemort in 15 years.
     
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    Probably.

    But if Harry had gone through a lot of books like he should have, at least he would have been able to have a fairly good convo with Hermione, even thou she probably would annoy him quite a bit.

    She's a lot better than Ron anyway. I've just never liked him, ever. After the fourth book... well, I kinda wished that Ron changed spots with Cedric.

    Kill the spare

    Now that's a fitting line to say before killing Ron, don't ya think? Definately a spare.
     
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    Yeah... But he is a "WICKED!" spare. I mean he is bloody "BRILLIANT!"

    God he is the most annoying sidekick EVER!!! And that statement includes Jar Jar Binks from Star Wars Episode I.
     
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    I wouldn't go that far, you can only hear so man "Mesa called a Jar Jar Binks" or "twwwwerrrribwle dings be happenin in da underwatar world o de Gunguns" before you delete/shred the movie.

    Ron at least you can skip through in the books
     
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    I dunno... I thought Jar Jar was funny for the first 45 minutes of his involvement in that unmitigated disaster.

    Ron however was never funny... Just pathetic.
     
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