Hey guys

I'm trying to find this fan fiction i read once ages ago. It had harry buying guns from america i think and using them to hunt down death eaters. There was one scene where he was on top of a roof at Ottery St Catchopole shooting and killing death eaters; and then another in the forrest.

There was also a scene where Sirius and him buy a car and give it to the goblins and they enchant and stuff the car and guns. The car ends up being able to fly and has a lightning canon or something. There is also a part where voldemort gets his hands on some fighter jets and uses them to attack them whilst there flying over the ocean or something. They also end up going somewhere with beaches and stay in some flashy hotel, only to come back for harry birthday party or something at grimuald place. I think the last chapter has sirius and harry helping the order to take care of giants and death eaters in the middle of some muggle area or something. Cheers.



Please PM me if you find this fic.

Cheers


Madleb

 

Yeah... no.

No cheers for you.

 

Hey. You might find it by browsing some of our finest threads:


Fanfiction's Worst Summaries
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There is only one chance the story you described isn't awesomely bad: It's written by either nonjon or Rorschach's Blots. And this certainly isn't written by nonjon.

 

The organized crime in Britain ran out of guns so he had to import them from overseas?

 

Clicking this link broke my browser. You owe me forty seconds of my life back.

 

That sounds so utterly hilarious and bad, it should be in one of the threads Dark Minion linked.

Btw, is this OP a troll or not?

 

No, first posters generally should be given the benefit of the doubt that they aren't douchebags and are indeed just noobs.

So, noob, lurk more and realize that we only enjoy quality fanfiction around here. And also realize that Rambo!Harry is not what we like, no matter if you think it's cool or not.

Edit: don't spell bag wrong. Makes people wtf... More so, just take it out.

 

I gotta admit... I kind of want to read about Voldemort and his fighter jets.

pew-pew-pew-AvadaKedavra-pew-pew

 

I've read a few stories with harry having a gun...most were horrific, some were just bad. None of them involved a fucking lightning cannon.

 

Hold it!

Is this the one where Harry's driving the flying car and Sirius is in the back seat. They go into a flat spin, but at the last second Harry pulls the ejection harness and they escape only to find out that Sirius broke his neck on the cockpit during ejection? (Boy did that sound dirty. Maybe it was a Slash/Mpreg :awesome ) They had cool nicknames too like Goose and something else.

BEST FIC EVAR!!!!111!

 

...now that ^^, I haven't read, but I'd like to ...

 

I do believe...that the OP has lost that lovin' feelin'.

Someone please find this story, for curiosity's sake. And lulz.

 

Harry: They drew first blood, not me.
Hermione: Look Harry, let me come in and get you the hell out of there!
Harry: They drew first blood...

 

I second that!

 

I want to read this. Either that or Harry in Burma with a lost sense of purpose after the defeat of Tom.

 

This description sounds like a conglomeration of everything DLP hates in HP Fanfiction . . .