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Harry of Nazareth

Discussion in 'Story Search' started by Antivash, Apr 20, 2011.

  1. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    [03:50] ( T3t ) Somebody should write a Jesus!Harry story
    [03:50] ( &Antivash ) Start a new one
    [03:50] ( &Antivash ) They have.
    [03:51] ( &Antivash ) And a satan!Harry
    [03:51] ( T3t ) Really
    [03:51] ( T3t ) who?
    [03:51] ( &Antivash ) ...uuhhhhh
    [03:51] ( &Antivash ) ... lemme look

    [03:53] ( &Antivash ) Its not the same one Im thinking of, t3t
    [03:53] ( &Antivash ) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1860921/1/Passions_of_the_Potter
    [03:53] ( &Antivash ) still looking though

    [03:57] ( &Antivash ) Fuck
    [03:57] ( &Antivash ) I cant find it now
    [03:57] ( T3t ) No worries
    [03:57] ( T3t ) I was actually thinking crackfic, so whatever
    [03:58] ( Zerg_Lurker ) Bible fics: Jesus/Satan.
    [03:58] ( &Antivash ) Yeah
    [03:58] ( &Antivash ) it was, t3t.
    [03:58] ( &Antivash ) Harry glares at Dumbledore and tells him not to fuck sheep at one point
    [03:58] ( &Antivash ) or some bullshit/
    [03:58] ( T3t ) Um. Kay
    [03:59] ( T3t ) "Harry, just bend over and think of England." Dumbledore suggested.
    [03:59] ( &Antivash ) he meant literal sheep.
    [04:00] ( T3t ) Oh
    [04:00] ( T3t ) what the hell?
    [04:00] ( &Antivash ) it was LOL
    [04:00] ( T3t ) Like brother, like.. brother
    [04:00] ( &Antivash ) He makes sheep appear cause he's the "lamb of god"
    [04:00] ( T3t ) I see
    [04:01] ( &Antivash ) I dont remember what made him say it...
    [04:01] ( &Antivash ) I think someone mentioned Aberforth and his goats...
    [04:01] ( &Antivash ) it was LOL.

    Some of the older members will probably remember this story. Harry as the son of God.. or maybe Son of Jesus...I forget. Was massively lulzy...

    Anyone?
     
  2. Portus

    Portus Heir

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    Isn't this close enough?
     
  3. T3t

    T3t Purple Beast of DLP ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    I've read that - is that what Vash was talking about?
     
  4. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Far older, I think... I cant remember where the fuck we found it though. I swear it was on fanfiction.net... I'll have to talk ot Syaoran later...

    No it is not the one I was talking about....
     
  5. Zerg_Lurker

    Zerg_Lurker Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    "But I know there is a splinter sect of Wizarding Christianity that claims Jesus was the first Son of God, but Harry is the favorite Son of God."

    From Chapter 9 of nonjon's Where in the World is Harry Potter?

    Praise be to nonjon.

    Dunno about the sheep/goats thing though.
     
  6. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Nah. Not that either. FUcked if I can remember it.... Fucking aaaages ago. THe entire premise of the story was Jesus!Harry...
     
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