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Harry Potter and Running With Scissors

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Murton, Jul 5, 2006.

  1. Murton

    Murton DJ OEM DLP Supporter

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    After watching Rove Live last night and them naming a few hilarious Harry Potter spoofs with brilliant titles and nice cover art work :p I am sending a call out for truly hilarious and pointless fanfics such as the title of this thread suggests.

    Include fics where Harry dies some random way E.g. Harry falls down a flight of stairs, Harry trips on the bathroom floor, Harry falls over and lands on his pointy wand thus impaling himself. You get the picture.

    Have fun my pretties.
     
  2. Fuegodefuerza

    Fuegodefuerza Minister of Magic

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    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2806167/11/

    I had this long, great (according to my reviewers) idea, but got tired of the story, so I ended it with this terrible chapter. Not many people got the delightful irony, so I think I hold the record for the most flames gotten per word count...

    P.S. I don't think this thread should be here...Mods?
     
  3. Gizmore

    Gizmore Minister of Swedish Affairs DLP Supporter

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    Ha ha, Fuegodefuerza that was the funniest ending ever. It's even fun to read the reviewes where people whine about it.

    //Gizmore
     
  4. dark.itachi

    dark.itachi First Year

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    ch 11, anon. You suck, hope you die. WHY? lol this story wasn't that good anyways, he's spose to be o so powerful and yet Draco can hold him in a duel for more than a minute OMG! And Hermione holds him for more than 4 minutes? And X can hold him for about 4 minutes, I guess Snape, X Hermione and Harry are amazing fighters eh? Or they all just suck winky dinker.

    P.S. Hope you die of sufication.

    lol this was one of your reviewers... I read through the story though and that was a pretty funny ending. Out of nowhere, "and then he fell down a staircase" :)
     
  5. Fuegodefuerza

    Fuegodefuerza Minister of Magic

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    I know! But no one else could see the beautiful irony! I have a stockpile of those reviews...I just laugh at them in their ignorance.
     
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