A definite 5/5. I haven't seen this level of crack in a long, long time lol Grats to the various authors.

 

I rated the story a 4. It's pretty damn funny. Congrats on that. Hagrid was hilarious, awesome job.

 

This is Pure Awesomeness. 5/5

 

At the very least, Harry will probably be more inclined to learn some damn magic, now. I bet I could pick out six different times where it would have benifitted Harry to know how to set things on fire.

3/5 cuz it's parody.

 

Funny you should mention that, actually... we're getting there with that one.

 

First, it's always good to know how to set things on fire. Someone should've told Harry that a long time ago.

And second, wtf is it being a parody got to do with the rating?

 

Well, how would you rate this if it was supposed to be a serious work of fiction?

:awesome

 

Well, I'm not too fond of parodies and crackfics myself. If this one wasn't so awesome it wouldn't have got that high a rating from me, either.

 

Oh wow this is a real (...well, sort of) story? I skimmed the summary and started deleting notifications, hahah. You wouldn't believe how many awful stories have summaries like this one. (Or maybe you would. That's why we're here.)
Okay, off to read.

Edit: I laughed so hard. The endings of each chapter are perfect. "Do I dazzle you?"
And the overlap between Diggory/Cullen was fantastically brain-melting. This is great. 5/5

 

Why is this still here?

Time to move this badass to the library.

 

Hey, is there a chapter missing in the ff.net version? Seems like there is.

 

Maybe its just me and I'm not the crack-fic loving types, but I didn't really enjoy it all that much. It was okay, easily above average by a long-shot, but still just didn't do it for me.

I will say that the only thing that actually evoked a chuckle from me was Hagrid's characterization. That was extremely hilarious. The Edward/Bella with Harry in the Forbidden Forest and all that jazz was just... meh. I dunno, maybe I'm just in a funky, unfunny mood.

3.5/5 rounded to 4.