Actually Sesc was right in his post and that calls for a new section on the forum:

this thing does not deserve a place even in the recycle bin...

EDIT: bah forgot about the "Hall of Shame" there for a moment...

 

First I was like:



But then I was like:



Seriously. I find this picture a thousand times more interesting then this story:

 

I just saw this today.

The most epic bullshit I've ever seen, apart from the 'When Harry Potter Was Fish'.

Oh, and My Immortal.

 

I still can't get over lighstand!Harry. I'm imagining a oneshot where Voldermort has a skin condition that makes his skin burn particularly easily, and Harry walks in with a UV lamp...

Anywho, 0/5, FAIL, GTFO etc etc.

In before this thread is consigned to the dark tombs of DLP where the light of quality fics DOES NOT SHINE. Or thread deletion, whatever floats the mods boats.

 

In before Hall of Shame

 

To quote the honorable senator from Iowa: " . . . I would suggest the first thing that would make me feel a little bit better toward" the OP, "if they'd follow the Japanese example and come before the" DLP community "and take that deep bow and say, I'm sorry, and then either do one of two things: resign or go commit suicide. And in the case of the Japanese, they usually commit suicide before they make any apology."

 

I don't know what you guys are talking about.

This is totally a 5/5 story. Maybe even 6/5.

Ha.

 

Harry Potter a fish?

Never mind, I'm sure I don't want to know.

 

Probably lives with mere people and gets all the fishy females...

 

Man seriously. GTFO. You stole other peoples stories and then pretty much remade them into PURE 100% UTTER FAIL. You should be prohibited from writing anything EVER.

Have a fuckin' nice day. 0/5

 

"Mer MAN. Mer MAN."

 

That's the story he actually copied and pasted:
http://www.hpfanficarchive.com/viewstory.php?sid=141&chapter=1

"Harry Potter and the Druid Knights by Muttering Condolences"

Wait - what? Did the retard actually steal a story written by a DLP member and then he even posted it in here?

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Alright, this retardedness has lasted long enough. Can someone just lock this away?