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Abandoned Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi - M

Discussion in 'General Fics' started by ulkser, Sep 11, 2009.

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  1. The Santi

    The Santi Professor

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    Feb 13, 2011 #2601
    Edit: Nvm, finally got it to work.
     
    Last edited: Feb 13, 2011
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  2. Vir

    Vir Centauri Ambassador ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Feb 13, 2011 #2602
    Copy the entire document into notepad, then copy it back into DLP. That should strip the formatting.
     
  3. Torak

    Torak Death Eater

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    Feb 14, 2011 #2603
    As one of the few inducted in the Cult of Santi. I was privileged to read the next chapter and i must say its a mind-trip.

    Read at your own risk

    Harry shags Kira
     
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  4. T3t

    T3t Purple Beast of DLP ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Crack!Omake?
     
  5. Mustaine

    Mustaine Second Year

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    How? When? Why? Where?

    I wasn't expecting that. Seems strange...
     
  6. CleanRag

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    Pics or it didn't happen.
     
  7. yak

    yak Moderator DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Feb 14, 2011 #2607
    Do you guys seriously not recognise a troll when you see one?

    Protip: Stop feeding it.
     
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  8. White Rabbit

    White Rabbit Hippity Hoppity DLP Supporter

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    So what does one have to do to join? Sacrifice an animal of value, give away the rights of a firstborn, fine drink?
     
  9. Torak

    Torak Death Eater

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    I'm not a troll good sir.

    @White Rabbit All three
     
  10. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Feb 14, 2011 #2610
    Stop taunting them, Torak. The beta team is above that. >_>

    lol.
     
  11. Torak

    Torak Death Eater

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    I suppose so.

    Sorry Folks
     
  12. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Feb 14, 2011 #2612
    Eat a dick and die.
     
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  13. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    Feb 14, 2011 #2613
    Goddamnit Torak, stick to your guns, don't backpedal. As a moderator I have access to the group, and Torak didn't exactly lie... just exaggerated a bit. He does have a heavy make out session with Kira. Apparently getting her ass handed to her by Harry, after she mocked Calypso, made her all horny for him. :S

    Only reason I'm telling you guys this is because this is bullshit and needs to be addressed. HARRY/KIRA SHALL NOT STAND.
     
  14. silverlasso

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    Yeah, it's true. As one of the newly inducted beta group members (and thus a member of DLP NAMBLA >_>), I can confirm what Sree said. Dunno wtf Santi is doing here.

    Edit: Nvm, we're not a NAMBLA chapter anymore. Regardless, my point stands.
     
    Last edited: Feb 14, 2011
  15. Styx0444

    Styx0444 Minister of Magic

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    Thanks for the spoiler, guys, we completely buy it. :facepalm

    /sarcasm

    (Now watch me be wrong.)
     
  16. Rin

    Rin Oberstgruppenführer DLP Supporter

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    Feb 14, 2011 #2616
    From the rarity of Occlumency books, we have to assume that Torak is not trolling.
     
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  17. Spanks

    Spanks Chief Warlock

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    It could happen. Some women get turned on by aggressive men :p
     
  18. Seratin

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    The real question is how and when Viktor will find out. Serious ragefacing to be done once that happens, not to mention how much Calypso would rage.
     
  19. Sesc

    Sesc Slytherin at Heart Moderator

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    Feb 14, 2011 #2619
    Which then leads to an awesome threesome duel between Harry, Kira and Calypso that finally ends up in an awesome threesome without the duel part (around the time when Kira and Calypso start vanishing each other's clothes):3

    I need more rare Occlumency books.
     
    Last edited: Feb 14, 2011
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  20. T3t

    T3t Purple Beast of DLP ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Shit, I think ima write an Omake with the threesome duel. Give me till Saturday.
     
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