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Abandoned Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi - M

Discussion in 'General Fics' started by ulkser, Sep 11, 2009.

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  1. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    Stop signing your posts with your username or I'll skullfuck you.
     
  2. PomMan

    PomMan High Inquisitor

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    Dragons themselves are resistant to magic, but I thought that it was their scales that were resistant, not any other part of them, which is why their eyes are their weak point, as their eyes are their only accessable point on their body not covered by scales.

    Sorry Jon.
     
  3. Skeletaure

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    Also, their vaginas.

    That gives me an idea. I think I know how Harry will get through the First Task. He's going to enter the dragon, Men in Black style, through the dragon's unprotected vagina, and destroy it from within.

    Or at least that's his plan.

    Little did Harry suspect that dragons have a defence mechanism for just this scenario. The first task becomes...

    Harry vs. Dragon Vagina Dentata.

    (Time for another Celestin Omake).
     
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  4. wolf550e

    wolf550e High Inquisitor DLP Supporter

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    I am sure Taure is aware and was just being funny, but I feel obligated to point out Dragons probably don't have vaginas or penises because they have cloacas.
     
  5. Vincent

    Vincent Death Eater

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    Can't they have both? I can recall seeing a man shove his finger up an alligator to see if it had a penis or not.
     
  6. T3t

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    Fucking hell, really guys?
     
  7. CrackedMind

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    Its vincent's comments that scare me the most.

    Where the fuck would you see something like that?
     
  8. Necrule Paen

    Necrule Paen DLP Elite DLP Supporter

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    Crikey.

    (10chars)
     
  9. Vincent

    Vincent Death Eater

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    I flipped a coin on whether to post that. Blame fate. Anyway it was on some animal show.
     
  10. Styx0444

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    You haven't been on the internet long, have you?
     
  11. PomMan

    PomMan High Inquisitor

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    He's probably been on the internet for a while, just on the 'safe' parts. I remember being simmilarly nieve before I stumbled across this site about a year ago. Here is where I discovered such joys as Tubgirl, Blue Muffin and 2 Girls 1 Cup.
     
  12. Cxjenious

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    You stopped signing your name on your posts... fucking pussy.
     
  13. PomMan

    PomMan High Inquisitor

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    No reason to sign my posts anyway. I'm not going to alienate myself from the rest of the forum for such a crap reason.
     
  14. Pirazy

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    In Tijuana?
     
  15. CrackedMind

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    No, I'm not exactly new to the twisted world of the internet, but I still think Alligator porn is a little weirder than most things.


    But back to topic, How do you think Harry will get his name entered into the Goblet?
     
  16. Eidolonic

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    He'll lock himself into the room of requirements with a time turner, until he's biologically old enough to pass the age line, obviously.
     
  17. Thaumologist

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    Magic?

    As DD asks in canon whether Harry asked an older student to put in his name for him, i would assume that this had been a viable way of entering the contest. Harry might not actually ask Viktor, but as he is well aware Viktor doesn't actually want to enter, he may well hint heavily that it would be awesome if Viktor did such a thing. But falling short of actually asking due to plausible deniability - he is aware of legilimenses, and presumably could manage to twist words to maintain innocence.

    On the other hand, he may well try and break the age-line, he WANTS to be known as powerful!awesome!Harry, and breaking through an enchantment of DD would certainly show this - more intellectual than Grindelwald, more powerful than Dumbledore...
     
  18. elflorddobby

    elflorddobby Second Year

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    Wise up, do you honestly believe at this point, Harry would be MORE powerful that Dumbledore, this is a realistic rise of Harry to become a great wizard one day, not the shit you read on ff nowadays. Besides I'd acctually be suprised if he rivalled Dumbledore and Grindlewald in the future, nevermind Tom Riddle.
     
  19. Thaumologist

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    No, I don't think he would actually be more powerful. But if he managed to be a tricksy little bugger and make his way past the age line, it would APPEAR that he was more powerful, or at least to the sheeple it might.

    And as far as I recall, this Harry is a bit more savvy than canon - potentially he might be able to suss this sort of thing out for himself, hell, he might even have Calypso tell him this.
     
  20. KrzaQ

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    Obviously. He's surpassed them by a long shot, when compared at the same age.
     
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