It's boring. I didn't make it all the way through, but the things the author clearly thinks are funny simply aren't. Character development is also nonexistent.

1.5/5

 

It's a terrible parody since it's not even funny.

1/5

 

What...I don't even....blrrrble blott scrmmskzle.

OP: If you are going to post an exerpt from a story in order to gin up interest, please make sure that there is something even remotely interesting/polished and/or funny in the exerpt.

This seemed designed to make people want to ban you from the board.

 

I've seen this story trawling around a few times, and I avoided it because it sounded stupid even in principle. I'm happy I did.

 

No, anyone trying to look at this as a crackfic is still wasting his or her time. Keep trying to defend the story.

 

I know I've said it several times, but other than the joy of seeing all of DLP gang up on a newbie, there should be a post count restriction on this forum, just like their is for the thumbs up. When's the last time someone with less than 25 posts hasn't wasted our time with junk like this?

 

/walks in thread
/walks right out

 

This shouldn't have made me laugh so damned hard, but it did.

 

I agree. As kinetic as it is, we should set up such bulwarks against collective bashing.

At any rate, it might be time for someone to lock this thread?

 

I doubt it nothing to lulzy has happened yet.