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Harry Potter and the Enormous Bill by Lord Ravenclaw - PG

Discussion in 'Almost Recommended' started by Lord Ravenclaw, May 5, 2005.

3/5, 7 votes
  1. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    May 5, 2005 #1
    Title: Harry Potter and the Enormous Bill
    Author: Lord Ravenclaw
    Rating: K+ (PG)
    Genre: Humor/Parody
    Pairing: None
    Summary: A bombshell dropped by Albus Dumbledore leaves Harry reeling, and his Hogwarts future in jeopardy.
    Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2561024/1/
     
  2. realmess

    realmess Slug Club Member

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    Sep 4, 2005 #2
    Harry Potter and the Enormous Bill

    I still can't get over those crystal shelves. Sorry.
    But it was funny at 1 a.m., so there...
    :p real mess/ rlmess
     
  3. Mordac

    Mordac Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    Jan 1, 2007 #3
    I don't get the connection.
    2.5/5
     
  4. madeyemoody

    madeyemoody High Inquisitor

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    Jan 1, 2007 #4
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    I say we should

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    "what say the people?"


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    Moral of the story don't bump old threads

    madeyemoody
     
  5. Xantam

    Xantam Denarii Host

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    Jan 1, 2007 #5
    Usually bumping a story is okay if you have something constuctive to say, but 5 words and a rating is not constructive.
     
  6. Mordac

    Mordac Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    Jan 1, 2007 #6
    Oopsies.
    I didn't realize this was so old. I think it came on the search engine and I slighted the date. I repent. What's me penance.
     
  7. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    Jan 1, 2007 #7
    It was to be intended as a humor/parody on how Harry really had no money, and was forced to leave Hogwarts due to financial issues, and then had to take bad jobs, and press-related things in order to pay off his five years of tuition, however I got pressed for time and just made it a Kitchenware Thriller instead.
     
  8. Leslie2003

    Leslie2003 Card Captored and buttsecksed

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    That was funny ^_^. i too would like to kill all Gryffindores... they suck!

    Slyterin would help you be Great and he choose Gryffindore:eek:
     
  9. Shezza

    Shezza Renegade 4 Life DLP Supporter

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    Jan 17, 2008 #9
    Good work. Not only did you necropost something that wasn't constructive (which pretty much every sticky expressly tells you not to) but you did it in a thread that the last five or six posts were slamming an idiot who, like you, also necroposted.
     
  10. Renzhoulawyers

    Renzhoulawyers Sent Back to India

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    Jan 23, 2008 #10
    Good thing i aint necro posting then. IMO, this deserves the BIN. story 2/5, not even remotely funny, and writing style 1/5. This FAILS
     
  11. Randeemy

    Randeemy Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    Jan 23, 2008 #11
    Tough! Its been in the library for nearly 3 years. The recycle bin is a lot younger and designed to weed out the toss that people like you post.
     
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