Harry Potter and the God of Azkaban by Jdragon - M

Vassago · May 14, 2006

Title: Harry Potter and the God of Azkaban
Author: Jdragon
Genre: Humor/Action/Adventure
Rating: M
Pairing: HP/Various

Sum: Harry Potter goes to Azkaban not because he was framed or turn evil but because he wants to find someone that is there to help him. Rated R for future chapters... Powerful Potter, HPdiffrent characters, No Slash...

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2259128/1/

BlueMagikMarker · May 14, 2006

First impression... eh wow this guy's writing gives me a headache. I'll read more of it later... but seriously, "Dog?"

Lunarian · May 14, 2006

I remember reading this awhile ago. I think I liked some of it, but lost interest very fast and never finished it.

Vassago · May 14, 2006

I found it interesting, so I thought I should just share it with you all.

I laughed myself silly at some of the things he wrote in any case. Well anyway, just read it and make your own choise.

Stalicon · May 16, 2006

Oww my brain hurts

Void Sorcerer · May 16, 2006

This story was extremly retarded. I made it to the 9th chapter before I couldn't get any farther, and I for believe that is an accomplishment.

Niffler Lord · May 17, 2006

Its a different twist I'll give it that. But it just seems so mundane and boring...

Dragon Watcher · Jul 21, 2006

Mundane? I can understand calling it boring because that's your opinion but, how is it ordinary?

Richard · Sep 15, 2006

Uhh...this story is "okay". I remember reading it about 3 months ago. It's not "as" great as the others, but it's decent.

scaryisntit · Sep 4, 2009

1/5. This is just awful. I'm sorry, but there's no way this is worthy of being here.

There's a list of crap here: the writing is appalling in places, though it does improve - slightly; there's intelligent nicknames for Voldemort like "Moldy Butt"; an OC prisoner named "Dog" (why is it so hard for people to come up with a good name? Or at least a name that isn't so goddamn horrible?) who turns out to be some kind of God... I think; massive super!Harry, and in a very bad way (just read the two quotes below); Harry gets a harem because he's so super... it continues.

Voldemort With a snap pointed his wand at Harry and used his favorite spell "Avada Kadavra!" The sick green spell hurled it's self at Harry who never stop smiling, almost as if he had a Lockhart complex. Harry pointed his wand and touches the tip to the on coming dark spell causing it to stop mid air.

With a swish of his wand and muttering in parseltongue "Death spell show peace." the Avada Kadavra curse turns in to a flock of doves. "Try love, not hate." Harry said to Voldemort in a mock tone as he twirled his wand around again before he pointed it to a stone changing its shape to a heart. Then with a flick of his wand Harry send the heart shape stone at Voldemort.

Voldemort let out a growl as he used "Deletrius!" to disintegrate the heart stone. Voldemort then called out another spell which caused a yellow acid to spew out of it like a fire hose. Harry swiped his wand in front of him to redirect it to the ground and when it hit it didn't melt the ground, but cause grass to grow where it hit.

Harry pointed his wand at the grass as he said "I'm hungry." The grass cut it's self and form together before it turn in to a muffin and hovered over to him. Harry pointed his wand at yet another spell Voldemort threw at him and just sent it flying up in to the sky. Harry took a bite of the muffin before he said "Needs something." Harry pointed his wand at the muffin and chocolate chips formed in it.
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Quicker then you can say 'duel' Harry was gone in a blur to be right behind Voldemort. Harry had his wand pointed at the back of Voldemort's neck and was already saying in parseltongue "Rapid multiply egg hatch." Voldemort felt something in his throat and in other parts of his body grow inside of him. Then Voldemort hunch over as some things start to slither inside of him. In a sec a snake burst forth from Voldemort's mouth, bellybutton, left arm, right hand, and the worst was the one that came out of his butt.

What Voldemort didn't get a chance to notice was the snake that came out of his right hand just taken his wand and was slithering it over to Harry. "Give me back my wand." Voldemort hiss in parseltongue to the snake. The snake stop and look at Harry before slither back to Voldemort to drop the wand.

Voldemort bent down to pick up his wand, but stop when he looked at his wand, his wand was vibrating and starting to glow. A phoenix song started to fill Harry's ears as his own wand started to vibrate and glow as well. In a flash of light Voldemort's wand shot right in to Harry's free hand and the phoenix song stop in Harry's ears. "It would seem even your wand has deem you unworthy." Harry said to Voldemort as he looked at his new wand.

Harry pointed his wand at Voldemort and healed his wounds from the snakes. Harry then pointed his wand at the snakes around him and hiss out "Snakes transform to your electric forms." The snakes started to crack with electricity before they turn in to small bolts of living lightning and shot forward at Voldemort with a crack to strike him.

Harry had to admit, he was impress Voldemort hadn't scream in pain so far, even though that wasn't what Harry was going for, and it was still something to notice. Harry tucks one wand behind one ear and the other behind his other ear. Harry had to keep it fair for a little while, people were watching, which meant he had to have some fun to show the people that Voldemort was nothing.

When Voldemort stood up, Harry bowed to him before he was gone in a blur. If Harry learn anything from Quidditch that he would use in this, was that speed gave you an advantage. Harry came up behind Voldemort to tap him on the shoulder and as Voldemort turn around Harry flick Voldemort's ear before he was gone again with a blur.

Harry showed himself in front of Voldemort and planted a kick to Voldemort's stomach then to the head. Harry then did a back flip away from Voldemort before he place his hands on the ground. A flash of light came from Harry's hands and the ground started to shake. Then a boulder shot up from the ground before Harry did a spin kick and sent the boulder at Voldemort.

Voldemort rolled out of the way of the boulder before a glow surrounded him. An enchanted circle was under him. Harry pointed both wands at Voldemort and started to chant as he swished his wands around. When the wand movement and chanting stop, Voldemort got worried, he knew that chant, he had used it once, but that was only with one wand not brother wands.

Harry didn't say anything else after the chant ended and just watch Voldemort. The circle started to glow brighter and brighter until Voldemort couldn't be seen anymore. In a flash the circle along with the light was gone; all that is there now was Voldemort's ghost.

As the ghost floated there trying to get its bearings Harry point the brother wands at it. A loud pop sound went off from the wands before a sucking sound was heard. The ghost started to get sucked towards the two wands and form in to an orb. Then with a big boom the orb exploded scattering ectoplasm every where and then to finish it all off Harry used the 'Scruge' charm to clean up all the ectoplasm.

Harry then used 'Quietus' to lower his voice down to normal level while Referee Dog came over to Harry and raise his hand in to the air. The dome Harry was fighting in dropped before Harry looked around at all the Death Eaters and yelled out "WHO ELSE WANTS SOME?"
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Deserves its spot here or less.

Memory King · Aug 15, 2010

This is a very dry and unrealistic fic, the writing far from balances out the blatant Super!Harry and the concept sucks. Not to mention the Gary Stu OC.

1/5

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Vassago First Year

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Lunarian Third Year

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Stalicon High Inquisitor

Void Sorcerer Groundskeeper

Niffler Lord Headmaster

Dragon Watcher Third Year

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