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Harry Potter and the Halfblood Prince by Potter47 - PG

Discussion in 'Trash Bin' started by Giovanni, Aug 12, 2005.

2.1666667461395/5, 6 votes
  1. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Aug 12, 2005 #1
    Title: Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
    Author: Potter47
    Rating: PG
    Category: Parody/Humor
    Summary: Who is the mysterious Half Blood Prince? Is it the third year, Po, who seems to have appeared out of nowhere? Is it Crookshanks, who might not be who he pretends to be? Or is it the one that everyone at Hogwarts most suspects? Harry Potter himself!
    Link: http://www.riddikulus.org/authors/potter47/HBP01.html
     
  2. Old Nuit

    Old Nuit High Inquisitor

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    Aug 13, 2005 #2
    Hey the Author is right why isn't there Herm/Grawp pairing out there.
     
  3. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Aug 13, 2005 #3
    You know, I don't know...
     
  4. IndoGhost

    IndoGhost Dark Lord

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    Aug 13, 2005 #4
    someone should make one
     
  5. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    Aug 13, 2005 #5
    Funny story...gave me some ideas for a Herm/Grawp.

    Hermione screamed as her rectum felt like it was being torn in two and she moaned, "Oh Grawpy...."
     
  6. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Aug 13, 2005 #6
    lol.

    That's some weird shit. Be funny if Harry found them, took some photo's and sent them to the Daily Prophet.
     
  7. Amerision

    Amerision Galactic Sheep Emperor DLP Supporter

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    Aug 3, 2009 #7
    Rating (untouched by me) doesn't seem to support continued existence in the library.

    Bump to top for further evaluation.
     
  8. Korisovra

    Korisovra Headmaster

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    Aug 3, 2009 #8
    Evaluation says thumbs-way-the-fuck-down. I wasn't the slightest bit amused. More irritated than anything, I think. 2/5
     
  9. darklordmike

    darklordmike Headmaster

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    Aug 4, 2009 #9
    QFT.

    The constant self-references and cheesy, second-person jokes directed at the reader were annoying. Only a very talented writer should attempt to pull off this kind of humor.

    2/5
     
  10. Scrittore

    Scrittore Groundskeeper

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    Aug 4, 2009 #10
    Well, I didn't find this story funny or humorous. I was hoping for a good story, but it wasn't one that I got. I agree with Mike who said only a talented writer who can pull off this type of humor should try it. It wasn't the most horrible thing I've seen but it will get a 2/5 from me.

    Definitely not Library worthy and not really even Recycle Bin worthy.
     
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