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Harry Potter and the Midnight Sun by Vanir - NC17

Discussion in 'Trash Bin' started by boghi8462, Dec 14, 2007.

  1. deathinapinkboa

    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    Raping the Challenger

    Why does the rating have anything to do with the fact that this fic sucks monkey balls? I was bitching about you waisting my time, not waisting time in general. I find waisting my own time quite enjoyable, which rather keeps it from being a waist of time.

    My, I do believe it thinks I'm a lady. Boy, you are going to be in for a nasty shock one of these days.

    I won't contest the prude comment.

    I'm still confused as to why the "'Bachelor's degree in Norse mythology'" is such a big deal to you. It doesn't matter sweet-cheeks. The only thing that I can conclude is that you are responsible for this little peice of excrement call a fic. I can thing of no other reason that a little dear like you would defend it.

    Do as "Lady" Death says: tuck you tail firmly between your likes (it will help keep this shit from leaking out you gaping ass-cunt) and scamper off to some dank hole where you can nurse your wounds and live to fic some other day.
     
  2. The Fine Balance

    The Fine Balance Headmaster

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    I usually don't like to kick a wounded animal but... you deserve it. And that Norse Mythology? I call bullshitz. If the fic is any indication of the author's mind, then the bastard/bitch probably transfered some STDs for that 'degree'.
     
  3. gadriam

    gadriam Second Year

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    Well, there's a reason the author never promoted this story here. He's just learning to write, and he knows damn well he's not good enough but he really isn't trying too hard, either. He says so, right in the first chapter. People who likes smut primarily and storytelling as a distant third will go for it, as will people who can find the jokes and finds them funny.

    I've advised him on technicalities, but i agree with the 1/5 rating. He's barely trying, sometimes but he was laughing like hell when he told me about this thread. Apparently, he thinks you people got it right.
    g
     
  4. Rin

    Rin Oberstgruppenführer DLP Supporter

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    What the fuck? Can't they be even SLIGHTLY more creative in their choice of Japanese words?! GREEN NIGHT?! Also note, anyone who is actually named "Midori", is invariably a girl. That is NOT a boy's name here in Japan.
     
  5. Augurey

    Augurey Backtraced

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    Poor spelling/grammar, furries, hentai jokes, and a reference to "pee in her butt"... This, my friends, is the first ever crossover between Harry Potter and 4chan.
     
  6. PsyckoSama

    PsyckoSama Groundskeeper

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    I think this story may very well be the first flat 1.0 in the history of this site.
     
  7. Andro

    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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    Not any longer, not that you've voiced it. Some killjoy will take it upon himself to rate it a 2. Or maybe even a 5.

    Heaven forbid.
     
  8. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    I LOL'D.

    This story is utter awesome and you bitches need to realize that. When else are you gonna read about someone taking a piss in someone's asshole?! Or having four tits?
     
  9. Andro

    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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    That's the point, we won't.

    As for the tits, it's all about quality, not quantity. There shall be two, no less, no more. And remember, when we do have four-titted women, we'll be competing with men with four penises.

    Amen to that.
     
    Last edited: Dec 15, 2007
  10. Tehan

    Tehan Avatar of Khorne DLP Supporter

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    ...

    Ahem.
     
  11. Augurey

    Augurey Backtraced

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    Whoops. Hadn't seen that one.
     
  12. Lord Black

    Lord Black Muggle

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    ok I admit that the story isint very good but you guys are just insulting each other and not saying much about the fix. get over yourselves
     
  13. Sesc

    Sesc Slytherin at Heart Moderator

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    Fix? Until you came, there wasn't any need to say something about fixes. Now though, there's your two-year-necro, your non-existent capitalisation and your shitty grammar. Fix that, and quickly. Before you continue to shit all over the Forums.

    Who are you again?
     
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