What's with the low ratings? I don't get it. If this fic isn't full of win, I don't know what is.

5/5 for epic lulz.

 

I'm not much of a swearer, but...

Fuck you, Sera. Fuck you.

This thing sucks! Worse than that! The only good thing about it is that there is no slash. That would make it the worst of the worst...

From now on, I read the comments before reading the story. I don't care if I get biased because of it.

 

Dementor semen! Brilliant!

 

Does Dudley ejaculating on Vernon count?

I'm surprised nobody has picked up on the phoenix eggs. Delicious omelettes indeed.

 

An Impressive Serious Piece of Fanfiction Truth.

I noticed the following quite original ideas:
- "Dumbledork", "Dumb-as-a-door", Manipul-a-dore
- "It's all your fault!"
- Dursleys beating Harry
- Harry crying in bed
- The "loose" floorboard hiding place
- By Merlin, it's Merlin!
- Fleur-resistant
- Hermione/Ron Hatred
- Griphook, Griphook, Griphook
- A STAFF?

I give this fantastic majestic thing a perfect Q out of 5. Brav0!

 

Steve the goblin was the best part

 

Is it so wrong that this is a trainwreck I can't help but want to watch. The grammar and spelling are above average, which only add a sort of painful bareability. And when I'm overwhelmed by oversued cliches and dead plot devices, something so OVERWHELMINGLY incredible happens - Dementor Semen, A goblin named Steve or "he knew what it was like to not have the right equipment." Hell, Harry speaks LION.

So while this fic deserves a 1/5 and continues to make my eyes bleed and brain die, I can't help but want to read just a little bit more.

 

I don't know how it worked in this one, but a goblin named Steve appeared in one of LoraLee's stories a few years ago.

 

I giggled.

Fives.

 

That goes under Slash, Serakins.

 

I smell treachery afoot. But I am amused.

I see many people don't seem to get the joke. Right. And Tara's not a troll either. The fic has some moments but I was equally amused by "Barbara's" fine user profile.

Though her favorite authors on fanfiction.net are curious.

 

Wait...you mean that a fic where Dudley ejaculates on Vernon and Harry has a staff with dementor semen isn't legit.

Now I feel stupid ;_;

 

This fic is awesome.

This fic demonstrates how Tinn has permenantly destroyed the confidence of a 13 year old girl.

Behold:
Review from Marshmallow:
I find it so mean that people can be so mean to people on the internet. it sucks that they made you cry
I understand what it feels like because my first story was ripped apart by someone called Tinn Tam.

EPIC WIN!!!

 

We have an update! I'm glad Harry has taken his nutrient potions, he's now 6ft tall and had shoulder length hair. He also met all his relatives at the mansion. I also like that while Harry is darker he is not evil it makes sence. Good stuff 5/5

 

Lulz. Epic lulz.

Yeah... if you say so.

Overall a nice solid chapter, plenty of nice underwear insults and a letter from the dead proving that divination isn't as wooly as certain characters think. 5/5

 

I get where the humour is coming from...But I'd hardly think of it as library worhty. If anything, this should go in the hall of shame.

 

Has no one noticed that it's up to ten chapters on ff.net or that the author has only seven "favorite" authors on her profile? Including Emma and Miranda (of the many great review thread fun), then five other relatively frequent DLPers: MrJoe, Shezza, IP82, Tinn Tam, and Vash?

You really think this is an idiot fangirl trying her hardest to write a good story who just happens to be big fans of Tinn Tam and Vash's work?

 

Meh, a lot of fangirls who get tired of SIYE or Mugglenet end up reading darker themed stories. Vash and Tinn's work is good enough to be recognized as quality fanfiction even by an idiot.

Look at the influx of fangirls DLP has seen lately *cough* Mooneyschick *cough*.

That being said it could easily be a troll. Either way it's lulzy as fuck.

 

As long as they stay shut-the-hell-up, I could care less about fan-girls expanding their horizons here at DLP. First one that starts Draco/Snivillitus threads, that stance would probably change before they can say Mpreg.

 

We have an update and a fight scene.