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Harry Potter and the new powers by ChemicalGenocide

Discussion in 'Almost Recommended' started by Seratin, May 10, 2008.

2.9642856121063/5, 28 votes
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  1. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

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    May 19, 2008 #61
    This isn't a good troll. If it IS a troll it's a fail troll.

    A good troll wouldn't put this much effort into it. Especially since they have to realize this trolling doesn't even e-affect anyone >_>

    Edit: I'm fairly sure this a DLP troll though. Fleur's 'accent' and the insertion of random french words has to be written in just to piss off Tinn ^_^
     
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  2. Synchro

    Synchro High Inquisitor DLP Supporter

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    May 19, 2008 #62
    I AM HARRY JAMES RAVENCLAW BLACK MERLIN GRYFFINDOR SLYTHERIN HUFFLEPUFF JAMES POTTER!

    This reminds me of one of Ayn Rand's characters in Atlas Shrugged:
    "Fransisco Domingo Carlos Andres Sebastian d'Anconia", he declared.

    But even in that novel filled to overflowing with romanticism and impossible "heroism" the good chap did not repeat one of his middle names twice...
     
  3. Sesc

    Sesc Slytherin at Heart Moderator

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    May 19, 2008 #63
    Yes, well ... it has to be quite hard to remember all your names, if you have that many, hasn't it? If it was me, I sure would forget which ones I said already and which not @_@

    But yeah, it's still full of lulz, although I have too agree, if it is a troll, there's really much effort put into it. I mean, Barbara managed to pick up every damn single one cliché there is. From the whole beginning of the story straight out of the what-not-to-do-in-an-Indy!Harry-fic Thread, to our list with the most retarded spells to I dunno what else ... I'm sure there are more things in it than I found.

    And every time I want to put it aside because it really is that, uhm, great, there are lines and scenes where I laugh my ass off.

    The reviews are just as funny, especially when they start to defend the story by saying it's normal to get flamed. I never realised Tinny's reputation was that great.
     
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  4. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    May 19, 2008 #64
    This needs to win all of the DLP Awards, if they ever happen again.

    8/5 (for the warmth and love)
     
  5. Tinn Tam

    Tinn Tam Review Goddess Retired Staff

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    May 19, 2008 #65
    Really? Damn, I should read this story at some point.

    Also:
    Speak for yourself. The fact that they get more reviews than any of my fics annoys me to no ends.
     
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  6. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

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    May 19, 2008 #66
    You need to harden the fuck up then ;)

    And you didn't even get 25 reviews!?
     
  7. Tinn Tam

    Tinn Tam Review Goddess Retired Staff

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    May 19, 2008 #67
    Their story got 115 reviews on ficwad for a little under 15k words. The only one of my fics that tops that reviewcount is Song of the Trees, with 157k words written. Woot.
     
  8. Lucullus

    Lucullus High Inquisitor

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    May 19, 2008 #68
    115 flames or reviews along the lines of "this is god updaet now ploz".

    I'm not too sure about the reviews you get but I'd like to think they contain a bit more in the way of constructive criticism.
     
  9. Tinn Tam

    Tinn Tam Review Goddess Retired Staff

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    May 19, 2008 #69
    Most of them do. And yeah... I was kidding. :p
     
  10. Oz

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    May 22, 2008 #70
    What's this? Shenanigans? I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about. *Walks off in a huff*

    The author's response was made of epic lulz, but I deleted it. :( To summarise, I'm a dirty creep who shouldn't be thinking those things about girls, and she's not sure whether I'm being sarcastic or not, but she'll assume I'm serious. :D

    And no, I have absolutely no idea who it is... or do I? :rolleyes:
     
  11. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    May 22, 2008 #71
    Oh....lawwwwwd. The abortion of epic proportions has been writing agin it seems. http://ficwad.com/story/97316

    I in no way indorse this, but lawwd is it funny.
     
  12. Synchro

    Synchro High Inquisitor DLP Supporter

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    May 22, 2008 #72
    That has to be the most unique defeat of Voldemort I have read to date ...this author is an epic lol
     
  13. Korisovra

    Korisovra Headmaster

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    May 22, 2008 #73
    This author is also an epic dumbass. I skip over the chapters just to catch he/she/it whining in the A/N's to get my daily dose of lulz.
     
  14. SKsniper128

    SKsniper128 Fifth Year

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    May 23, 2008 #74
    I AM HARRY JAMES RAVENCLAW BLACK MERLIN GRYFFINDOR SLYTHERIN HUFFLEPUFF JAMES POTTER!

    I cracked up so badly once I read that part.

    oh and

    'Harry had "stupidied" him' ?

    Does this guy even know how to spell words?
     
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  15. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    May 23, 2008 #75
    'Stupidied' is actually a cross between the stunning and killing curses. Contradiction ftw!

    Oh and will people stop pm'ing me, I am not ChemicalGenocide.
     
  16. Synchro

    Synchro High Inquisitor DLP Supporter

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    May 23, 2008 #76
    That is nothing...according to the author, in the New Powers story Tracey Davis has 'long straight black hair that falls to her waist in wavy curls'...
    Amazing chapter the latest one (number 14 I think)...a true gem.
     
  17. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    May 23, 2008 #77
    Did you mean that, or contraction? (And fuck your sig again, my Irish nig).

    I've been saying from the get-go: Chemical Genocide = Certified Genius.
     
  18. Dark Belra

    Dark Belra Minister of Magic

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    May 23, 2008 #78
    Has anyone the special mention in the newest chapter?

     
  19. Synchro

    Synchro High Inquisitor DLP Supporter

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    May 23, 2008 #79
    The author really has to stop crying about the reviews. There have been some flamers in Naruto fandom whose entire review was a list of invective and nothing else...just a long list of abuse words at the author for doing a Naruto-Sakura pairing (I think that's what it was...)
    She is only making it worse (or is it better?) by whining...the author is a she right? I might have to kill myself if that was a 'he'...
     
  20. Dark Belra

    Dark Belra Minister of Magic

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    May 23, 2008 #80
    Well if we go by the way they are writing the reviews, I would have to go with a she. Or a very feminine man.

    So there are people in the Naruto fandom that do that, wow. My respect for people just went down another light year...
     
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