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Harry Potter Choose your own adventure wiki

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Hesuse Christe, Jan 6, 2007.

  1. Duke of Rothwood

    Duke of Rothwood Professor

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    When I click on the two link he gave I still get something come up
     
  2. Amerision

    Amerision Galactic Sheep Emperor DLP Supporter

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    You are Harry Potter. A monster in your chest is roaring while Ginny is sliding a foot up your legs. What do you do?

    [Tear off her foot, feed it to her, and become a cannibal and eat her whole]

    [Cuntpunt the bitch and poke her eyes out with your magic mojo. Either of them.]

    [Prove to the world that you are indeed full of awesome. IE - Cleanse the genepool by tearing off her hay colored hair and making her choke to death on it]

    [Pimpsmack the hoe and offer her to Ronald Weasley. Start own pimping business.]

    [Shag Daphne Greengrass.]

    [Punch her teeth out and scream "BITCH GIVE ME TROUSERS!"]

    [Tell her you'd rather masturbate.]

    [Kiss her.]

    Clicking the last option, Harry, the admin for GinnyPotter.com, waited in glee for the awesome story to unfold.

    You come near Ginny and contract AIDS. Shortly after, she whips out his huge dong and assrams you brutally for hours. Fawkes comes and gouges your eyes out while the entire school dances on your body and tells you that you are stupid retard. Being a cunt, you scream in pleasure. Hagrid comes and skullfucks you. He pawns the mangled remains of your body to buy anal lube so that he and Dobby may engage in wild monkeysex.

    The End.
     
  3. Link

    Link Order Member DLP Supporter

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  4. Mr. Merriman

    Mr. Merriman Groundskeeper

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    *bows before Amerision*

    Good show, old chap. Good show.
     
  5. DreamRed

    DreamRed Seventh Year

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    *standing ovation for Amerision*
     
  6. Ray

    Ray Second Year

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    Actually, he never got permission to make a choose your own adventure using the DLP name, but he (or anyone else for that matter) is perfectly free to make a Harry Potter CYOA with any elements he wants to include, provided they haven't been copyrighted. The only one that could stop him from doing that would be JKR.
     
  7. huntedorange

    huntedorange Seventh Year

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    Nice one Amerision, now that would be an awesome chose your own adventure that i am sure lots of people here would love to read. Including me.
     
  8. HomicidalPsychoJungleCat

    HomicidalPsychoJungleCat Fifth Year

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    Why isn't there a combination of option number 5 (shag Daphne Greengrass) and any of the other ones that result in Ginny's death?
     
  9. huntedorange

    huntedorange Seventh Year

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    I do like where your coming from there Homicidal, adding that to the end of ever other one, minus the last one, could add alot of spice. Although if you put that at the end of the last one, it could drive Ginny insane as she had you for but one kiss then lost you to the much more beautiful Slytherin Queen. Interesting.
     
  10. Hesuse Christe

    Hesuse Christe First Year

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    The possibilty for a cyoa wiki is still open if you guys want. Just go to editthis.info to start one. Please post the link, and don't use the DLP logo.
     
  11. GaelicDragon

    GaelicDragon Squib

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    If you want to do something similar to choose your own adventure, you could always go to AWarringer's Maximum Addventure.

    http://addventure.warringersworks.de/

    His current server does allow for lemon (mature) fanfictions and as long as you give a warning icon, few people will complain about the content of the story.
     
  12. PsyckoSama

    PsyckoSama Groundskeeper

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    Try starting a HP thread here. Its already formated as a choose your own adventure story engine, it just needs a good starter thread.

    I'm a mod there so you can be quite sure the powers that be will ban-hammer any half-literate Gin-slut fans who try and derail the story...

    http://addventure.warringersworks.de/Ajax/
     
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