It's old, but quick search of DLP didn't find it posted.

Link.

 

A typical piece of retarded shit from an author who has heard of HP but never read it.

 

I really hope its parody.
I laughed hard(see, that's erotic too), and long(again!).

 

Schro, I'mma let you finish, but looking up a bit, reading the whole "Humour Mill" section thing right there near the top of the page makes me think that this article might be meant to be humorous. Though, of course, I could be wrong and this is all very serious business, in which case we must investigate further.

 

... I'm not an idiot. I just don't find this funny. If you haven't read the series (James is horse now?) you shouldn't write stupid shit about it.
For example:

Lolwut? If you mean they sleep separately... yes. Every single boarding school in the goddamn world does it that way.

 

The first half was amusing, the latter half was pretentious.

I'll give this 2.5/5 trolling.

 

I laughed, if only because it was so random and everything was taken utterly out of context (I talked about utters, of course I'm straight!).

Then, right near the end, they talked about James' animagus form, which they said was a horse. From then on I had a scowl on.

Stupid fail trolls can't even get their troll facts straight (lololol).

 

This isn't the best one. The best one was the one that said Voldemort was Jesus and Harry was secretly Satan, and then, straight out of left field, said Dobby "embodied all of the evils of stem cell research" with a complete straight face.

 

Yeah . . .

Too bad that Harry Potter is a Christian allegory that's really fucking obvious to the point that J K Rowling had to say that if people knew her religious beliefs, they'd know the end of her book and that if she made the Christian symbolism too strong (it only disfigured your face with the number of times it bashed you in the head with it in the first book alone), they might be able to figure out where she was going to take the book . . .


Dumb ass fundies. They can suck my cock like they normally line up to do anyway.

 

Funny in it's own way.

From a certain perspective, anything could be construed as gay, so congratulations...I guess?

 

...Just because something is diagonal doesn't mean it's not straight. It's just not going in a perfectly horizontal or vertical direction. :facepalm

 

Bisexual alley.

 

That would be Bisect-U Alley- a double dead-end.

Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right...

 

It was a little funny, but it didn't really make me laugh.