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Harry Potter Jokes

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bylfolx, Jul 2, 2009.

  1. Xantam

    Xantam Denarii Host

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    Perhaps? Do you have a link for confirmation?
     
  2. Agnostics Puppet

    Agnostics Puppet Professor

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    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    You know...

    You know who?

    Exactly! Avada Kedavra!


    ...Meh, I tried.
     
  3. Khazad-Dumb

    Khazad-Dumb Loves the Gay Porn DLP Supporter

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    I'll admit, I laughed. Good Job.
     
  4. Kerfitd

    Kerfitd First Year

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    *returns from a raid on Russian sites*
    ...Damn, nothing worth any attention there. But I came up with a stupid parody on a well-known song. HBP-related, too. Here it goes:

    There was an old wizard who liked lemon drops...
    He's dead, of course.

    *shields himself from incoming kitchenware*
     
  5. BioPlague

    BioPlague The Senate DLP Supporter

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