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Harry Potter Memes Part II

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Xiph0, Jun 7, 2011.

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  1. iLost

    iLost Minister of Magic

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    Ravenclaw Common Room looks pretty classic to me. Wouldn't mind being sorted there, whenever I get around to the website.
     
  2. Kthr

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    How cool would it be to have a statue giving tips on finding a good book to help with your homework?

    ---------- Post automerged at 08:39 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:37 PM ----------

    Heh, screw the homework. Imagine the muggleborns faces when the statue went all like " Hey dude, I've seen a 4th year stash some porn behind the 3rd one in the right.
     
  3. Klael

    Klael Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    Rosie ODonnell.
     
  4. Sacrosanct

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    I didn't notice the chick all I saw was the big fat cactus-penis on the table. o.0
     
  5. QuaziJoe

    QuaziJoe Dolphin Boy

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    Story of your life I guess...:awesome

    Edit: I just realized you're female. As a result my initial lewd remark is now sexualy charged. And your Age indicates you are a minor. Time to wait for Chris hansen.
     
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  6. Atomicwalrus

    Atomicwalrus Fourth Year

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    age of consent in Australia is 16...
     
  7. QuaziJoe

    QuaziJoe Dolphin Boy

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    She still doesn't have a penis. So my joke is still ruined. But thanks for trying.
     
  8. Potterondrugs

    Potterondrugs Seventh Year

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  9. Shinysavage

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  10. Potterondrugs

    Potterondrugs Seventh Year

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  11. Deplore

    Deplore Seventh Year

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    Saw this in a Maxim magazine. Pretty funny.

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  12. Oz

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    Curse you for stealing the pic I was going to post :p
     
  15. Little Knee

    Little Knee Seventh Year

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    ...and I kinda feel sorry for him.
     
  16. Shinysavage

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    Luna is awesome. ^
     
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  19. Dontmovethefilesevil

    Dontmovethefilesevil First Year

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    Ron Weasley: So fucking dumb he needs another Hogwarts acceptance letter to remind him of where he is.
     
  20. QuaziJoe

    QuaziJoe Dolphin Boy

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    Pistol shrimps Outcasts of Hogwarts series is always good for a laugh.
     
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