Who cares about Mufasa? They killed Bambi's mum!

 

Not really a meme, but interesting... Lily Luna Potter

 

Yeah, I forgot about Mufasa, Bambis mum, Kerchak and all those.

The Disney ending most common is they make you think someone has died but then go "NOPE. All is well".

On a different note, has anyone ever seen Iron Giant?

 

Superman...(explodes)

 

o_o

 

Probably fake, but then it would be kind of funny if Nagini was calling Voldemort "amigo" and trying to make him take her to Brazil.

 

No one realized it because it's false.

 

It's not. The snake in book 1 was a boa. Nagini was a python.

 

No... she wasn't. Her species was never identified. It's likely she's a magical hybrid of some sort because she can constrict (DH) yet also has venom with magical properties (OotP).

 

Woops, you're right. I missing some facts up.

 

When Voldemort lost his reproductive organs (as per much non-slash fanon) he made them into a horcrux. The lifeless 'snake' now had a soul, and thus a life of its own. Any healthy man can explain that such beasts are already halfway there, and sometimes possess their master even before being severed and given a soul fragment.

The teeth are explained away by a thousand years of inbreeding. Merope Gaunt wasn't rejected by Tom Riddle senior for being ugly As far as the size of Nagini goes, well, Voldemort's a powerful wizard and would naturally have a powerful wand (it wasn't Azkaban that drove Bellatrix crazy). Not to mention the fact that he probably learned the engorgement charm ahead of his peers: right at the start of puberty.

It's only a matter of time before this will be revealed on Pottermore.

 

So you're implying something about Merope Gaunt's anatomy?

No wonder Tom Riddle Sr. was pissed off. :fire

 

More importantly, Voldemort acquired Nagini well after the events of 1981 and turned her into a horcrux with the death of Bertha Jorkins.

 

Adding to that... the snake from the zoo was male.

 

Not a meme, but this dude built the Quidditch Pitch. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVMSD5VCzU0&feature=channel_video_title

 

No tp, that's not even half built, and anyways he calls it the grand hall.

That said, he's a hilarious guy, his vids with other people are great.

 

I leave the contiguous United States for a few days, and DLP gets so stupid.

THIS IS A FAKE.

AND OLD.

If you trace the original tumblr where it originated....

http://familyorbreakfast.tumblr.com/post/7610399192/yes-its-rather-funny-really-that-next-to

And click "source".

Gee. I wonder.

More on it:

http://familyorbreakfast.tumblr.com/post/12871346239/oh-dear

I remember hearing another "quote" like this:

I considered for a long time a romance between Hermione and Draco. They’re both strong-minded people and Hermione could have helped pull Draco towards the light - been his saving grace - much like Lily was to Snape. However, in the end, I thought it was too much of a plot twist and decided that Ron was her best match.

Yeah, no.

 

Glad you're back... I guess? was missing you on IRC but I figured it was timing or exams at fault.

Thank Kushna we have a modicum more of common sense here again.

 

I'm pretty sure no one here thought this was real. We were just falling over each other explaining why it was fake to people that didn't believe it in the first place.