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Harry Potter Memes Part III

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Jul 19, 2012.

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    Apr 3, 2018 #2001
    TWT knows all about McGonagall's biscuits.

    *waggles eyebrows*
     
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    A soggy biscuit is a classic part of the British boarding school experience. Hogwarts is no different.
     
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    I had to look it up. I feel all enlightened now.

    Bastard.
     
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    Apr 4, 2018 #2004
    Really wish I had a pic of Fred Durst handy to punctuate this line of talk.

    Re: my original question. It's been a while since I read the books, but I recall that Harry already knew that McGonagall didn't like Umbridge, which is why I don't consider avoiding punishment is actually a plot twist.
     
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    Now there's a proper Dumbledore!
    Artist: [link]
     
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    Apr 13, 2018 #2008
    This still slays me.
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    Why is the Sorting Hat sorting them into the houses when they are already wearing their house colors?
     
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    Duh, how did you think the hat knew where to put them?
     
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    It looks like the hat also read the Black Prince and liked what he read.
     
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    Apr 17, 2018 #2014
    Then Harry would be a Baratheon, not a Lannister.
     
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    I always forget that given just how little interaction he has with the Baratheon side of his family compared to the Lannister.
     
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    @Zenzao, enlighten me. Is this a joke about Lily not being Harry's real mom?
     
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    Apr 22, 2018 #2018
    It sounds like a meme about Remus getting laid by Lily.
     
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    Are you joking @ScottPress ?

    In the slim chance you're not, it's about the fact that there was logically very little time during Lupin's Hogwarts days when 'no one' aside from Lily was there for him.
     
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    Okay, that makes sense. The "bitch when" line made it seem to me like Moony was being accused of sleeping with Lily or I don't even know what.
     
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