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Harry Potter Memes Part III

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Jul 19, 2012.

  1. Oruma

    Oruma Unspeakable

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    Also, the Vanishing spell is a fourth year spell. Meaning that the kids must be potty trained and there have to be toilets for them to use.
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    Unless every pureblood family had house elves following their kids and clean up after them until they learned the spell.
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    Well that painted a pretty picture don't it.
     
  2. cucio

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    Really skilled mages are said to be able to apparate their shit out. I am guessing this means while it is still in their intestines, so Flamel probably doesn't have any use for muggle plumbing anyway. He may have a nice compost stash in one of his states in France, though.
     
  3. Chadrew

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    They probably had designated shitting corridors at Hogwarts. You know, to keep things tidy.
     
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    Wouldn't it just be easier to invent a spell that voids your bowels and turns the contents into oxygen or some something? That way they could do away with having to take a dump all together and look down on Muggles as lower life forms that still need to go to the bathroom like the average magical child.
     
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    Quintapeds exist. The only reason why wizards still expel bowel movements is because no one is crazy enough to try such a transfiguration. Just transfigure the stomach acid into basilisk venom and stomach lining into a phoenix tear membrane so literally everything is dissolved and you never need to shit or pee.

    But that's the kind of thing that a muggle wank fic would say to dunk on wizards. "Just transfigure your biology, duh. Also, have wizards ever been to the Moon? Checkmate, purebloods."
     
  6. CareOtters

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    Well we all know that muggles didn't actually go to the moon either.
     
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    Ron hiked up his robes and pulled out a set of six sides die, which immediately started screaming at one another, to Harry's surprise.

    Harry, it's wizard Craps.
     
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    It's a reference to the urban myth that before modern plumbing, castle dwellers used to shit and piss in the halls where they stood. As is commonly believed about 18th C Versailles. But in fact courtiers used to take their chamber pots and closed stools with them wherever they went --- think ladies just placing underneath their massive skirts in the midst of lengthy entertainment events.

    Actually crapping in public was a rare enough occasion it was historically notable, as when one afternoon Madame du Barry from her room above pissed on her rival Marie Antoinette passing by in the courtyard.
     
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    I'm not sure I'd equate shitting in public to pissing on the public.
     
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    Well... I guess you can say Hogwarts also has a... *pulls on sunglasses* Chamber of Shit-crets! YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
     
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    Putting the vomit in drabble vomit, outstanding
     
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    Edit: whoops, wrong thread.
     
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    Suddenly, I am saddened by the lack of Harry Potter/Goblin Slayer crossovers.
     
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    The Firebird Trilogy by Darth Marrs is basically a HP/GS crossover.
     
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    Unfortunately it's also written by Darth Marrs.
     
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