Spoiler

 

Parvati thooo

 

I mean, Parvati was a Gryffindor.

Edit: Damn, not fast enough.

 

Found the thought process of quite a few fanfic writers.

 

https://meme.xyz/meme/15121/when-someone-says-they-havent-read-harry-potter.html

Too late to suggest a new forum banner?

 

Harry's "Chest Monster"

Spoiler

 

A) Not sure why spoiler. I'm sure 100% of the people here have read that book.

B) That guy's name is "Animal" not "Monster" so it makes no sense in the first place.

 

A) Spoiler because I wanted people to read the text above it before seeing the picture, for context, since the eye would normally just skip over the text in between the two pictures.

B) It doesn't have to make sense to be amusing.

 

Every fic I ever have or ever will write:

 

I have a great need for an Antagonist Luna.

 

Saving the wizarding world from their wrackspurt infestations, one way or another.

 

Holding the entire Ministry at wandpoint until they come clean about the Rotfang Conspiracy.

 

They ridiculed her when she said she would find a Crumple-Horned Snorkack. They sniggered behind her back, talked about her where they thought she couldn't hear. They laughed, and in their ignorance, were blind to the threat.

But then Luna found a Crumple-Horned Snorkack, and they do not laugh anymore. Now, the only one laughing is Luna, as she strides across an ocean of corpses atop the steed that will impale the world.

 

Dumbledore never existed, just a Henson style puppet controlled by the Lovegood family for decades put in play to steer the Wizarding World to state in which hopefully the populace won't be so Wrackspurt ridden. It all makes sense, no normal person has that many names, but each Lovegood puppeteer adds a new one when they take on the roll.

Obviously the first sign that their plot has worked and the world is Wrackspurt free is the sudden awareness that Dumbledore is a puppet. So far results have been less than satisfactory.

 

Over the catastrophic years that followed, Luna Lovegood was undecided about which anagram suited her best as the most terrible Dark Lady that had ever blighted magical Britain:

"U venal old dog!"
"No God ova' 'ell, u!"
"Novel Auld God"

 

Luna, God o' Love

 

Hagrid the Death Eather