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Harry Potter Memes Part III

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Jul 19, 2012.

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    >be me
    >DLP user
    >kinda stupid past, trying to improve
    >new member joins
    >starts posting threads
    >you know which ones I'm talking about
    >starts replying
    >want to respond
    >have to stay strong
    >member claims to have read books, but can't read one of 100 discussion threads
    >Zombie clearly annoyed
    >newbie continues
    >mfw

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    If the Egyptians didn't want their treasures stolen they should have picked a better hiding place than the largest building ever constructed.
     
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    Not really funny but incredibly spot-on.

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    Another one bites the dust.

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    What film is Watson's skinny-dipping from? Asking for a friend.
     
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    Colonia, according to my research
     
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    If that's the title, it's butt stuff. Clearly.
     
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    I don't know if I'd call Daphne an underdeveloped secondary character.

    She's just a name inserted into a blank that needed something there to fill the space, but it didn't matter what. Really, she's essentially the personification of "ummmm, hmmm.... ahhh."
     
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    If you think about it, Wormtail was Percy's rat before the first book. So they saw two of their brothers sleeping with the same Peter, and never brought it up.

    And people criticize these parangons of tolerance. What a sad world we live in.
     
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    Sorting Hat: Oh, fuck me. Not this again.

    Hagrid: Thas the idea, hat. Now shush and sort it good.

    That is horrifying on so many levels, I'm ashamed of giving it a thumbs up. I only have one question: Is it hanging in your bedroom?
     
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    That must’ve been a massive bear, though.
     
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