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Harry Potter Memes Part III

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Jul 19, 2012.

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    lol! He's also a bit of a drunk, isn't he? Or is that fanon's addition? :D
     
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    That's fanon, Seamus Finnegan is a child. Though she does make his character generally inept and dodgy. Suppose we shouldn't expect any more from a unionist.
     
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    Wasn't he the one trying to turn water into rum? At least in the movies :D
     
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    Your definition of a drunk is flawed.
     
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    lol!
    I'm making a joke, not a graduate thesis, the rigorousness of my method should not be questioned under these circumstances :D
     
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    I think it's implied that memory-altering spells fool those methods though, isn't it? Confoundings alter your perceptions, thus also your memories of events, right? And also a wizard can deliberately fudge a memory into being different in a pensieve, so I think it follows that a "disturbed" individual such as Harry was painted to have been would not have an accurate recollection of what happened.

    Still a funny joke tho gg :)
     
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    I thought the first line was "Voldemort is black" and was very confused.
     
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    I think it is safe to say that Voldemort is the one character who will never be gay (or black)
     
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    There's enough fanfiction out there that says otherwise on the gay thing. Have yet to see a black Voldemort though. Through its possible I just haven't looked hard enough.
     
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    "It was hairless and scaly-looking, a dark, raw, reddish black." So Voldemort was a black baby, but grew up to be a white man. Voldemort is Michael Jackson, confirmed.
     
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