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Harry Potter Memes Part III

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Jul 19, 2012.

  1. lopeck

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  2. point09micron

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    Wait wasn't it CNN and their ilk saying back in January that COVID-19 was "no worse than the flu"? And Biden calling Trump a hysterical xenophobe for calling it the "Chinese virus"? And Congress still trying to impeach him days after he had already formed a task force and cut off travel from China? Doesn't that mean that in this analogy, Trump is Dumbledore, Biden is Fudge, Pelosi is Umbridge, and CNN is the Daily Prophet?
     
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    Fox: Covid-19 is an impeachment scam!
    Trump: Covid-19 is a democrat hoax!

    CNN: Covid-19 is no worse than the flu!

    No, it is the Democrats who are wrong. Except that line by CNN was also a line by Fox and Trump.

    Seriously, I can't tell if you're taking the piss or if you're just that blinded.
     
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    Wasn't it Trump that disbanded the Pandemic response team and fired all of its advisors just before the shit hit the fan?

    Wasn't it Trump that said it was blown out of proportion and "We'll see in April, things start to get warmer, things like this go away."

    You have fake tan in the back of your throat.
     
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    I believe the more accurate response is:

    Trump= Fudge
    Dr. Fauci =Dumbledore
    Mitch McConnell=Lucius
     
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    Get your bastard politics out of my HP memes thread. Shoo!

    I will however accept entries with your least favourite politician photoshopped into Voldemort.
     
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    Ron looks like he buys it
     
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    Luna looks like Carole fuckin' Baskin.
     
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    Luna looks like shes hoping the test doesnt come back positive
     
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    They all look like they're waiting to find out who the father is.
     
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    "And we're back with Wizard Jerry Springer, the show that's better than Muggle Jerry Springer because it has the word 'Wizard' in it. As a reminder today's topic is 'I Think My Witch's Baby is not Mine'

    So before we went to break we witnessed a type of muggle dueling known as a 'Slap Fight' between Mr Malfoy and Mr Weasley over Mr Malfoy's previous relations with Miss Lovegood.

    So to settle this once and for all, we have brought out the potions results. Mr Weasley... You are not the father. Mr Malfoy... You are also not the father. Somebody get Mr Potter on the Floo."

    "So who do I have to flash to get bead necklaces?"
    Because Luna has her priorities in order
     
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    Ron looks like he'd be okay with Draco being the father, because he's such a bro.
     
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    This is the most british thing I've seen all day.
     
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    Eh they look like three thirty-somethings under harsh stage lighting. Hopefully still getting paid to turn up at these things. Growing up into normal looking people under a spotlight cannot be good for the self esteem.
     
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    You must be fun at parties.
     
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    So, er... About that.

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