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Harry Potter Memes Part III

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Jul 19, 2012.

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    Hermione: "Neville, I'm really, really sorry about this." Headshot.

    That was the best bit.
     
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    I was going through my old deviantart collection and thought these might be appreciated for nostalgia feels. One for each book.
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    “Oh, come on, Hagrid, you might not want to tell us, but you do know, you know everything that goes on around here,” said Hermione in a warm, flattering voice. Hagrid’s beard twitched and they could tell he was smiling. “We only wondered who had done the guarding really.” Hermione went on. “We wondered who Dumbledore had trusted enough to help him, apart from you.”
    -page 231, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone


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    “Riddle’s finished. Look! Him and the basilisk. C’mon, Ginny, let’s get out of here-“

    “I’m going to be expelled!” Ginny wept as Harry helped her awkwardly to her feet. “I’ve looked forward to coming to Hogwarts ever since B-Bill came and n-now I’ll have to leave and-
    w-what’ll Mum and Dad say?”
    -page 323, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


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    He nudged Buckbeak’s sides with his heels.

    Buckbeak soared straight into the dark air. Harry gripped his flanks with his knees, feeling the great wings rising powerfully beneath him. Hermione was holding Harry very tight around the waist; he could hear her muttering, “Oh no- I don’t like this- oh, I
    really don’t like this-“

    -page 413, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban


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    “What is it?” she said. “Do zey want us back in ze Hall?”

    She thought he had come to deliver a message. Harry didn’t know how to explain what had just happened. He just stood there, looking at the three champions. It struck him how very tall all of them were.

    -page 274, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire


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    “I feel I owe you another explanation, Harry,” said Dumbledore hesitantly. “You may, perhaps, have wondered why I never chose you as a prefect? I must confess… that I rather thought… you had enough responsibility to be going on with.”

    Harry looked up at him and saw a tear trickling down Dumbledore’s face into his long silver beard.


    -page 844, Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix


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    “Well, I’ve had Quidditch practice, Professor,” said Harry, who had been scheduling practices every time Slughorn had sent him a little, violet ribbon-adorned invitation. This strategy meant that Ron was not left out, and they usually had a laugh with Ginny, imagining Hermione shut up with McLaggen and Zabini.

    -page 243, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince


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    Voldemort had raised his wand. His head was still tilted to one side, like a curious child, wondering what would happen if he proceeded. Harry looked back into the red eyes, and wanted it to happen now, quickly, while he could still stand, before he lost control, before he betrayed fear-

    -page 704, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

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    “…the plan was, which I really hope I fulfilled, is that the reader, like Harry, would gradually discover Ginny as pretty much the ideal girl for Harry. She’s tough, not in an unpleasant way, but she’s gutsy. He needs to be with someone who can stand the demands of being with Harry Potter, because he’s a scary boyfriend in a lot of ways. He’s a marked man. I think she’s funny, and I think that she’s very warm and compassionate. These are all things that Harry requires in his ideal woman.” - J.K. Rowling


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    "Not Harry, not Harry, please not Harry!"

    "Stand aside, you silly girl . . . stand aside now."

    "Not Harry, please no, take me, kill me instead-"

    "This is my last warning-"

    "Not Harry! Please . . . have mercy . . . have mercy . . . Not Harry! Not Harry! Please- I'll do anything-"

    "Stand aside. Stand aside, girl!"

    He could have forced her away from the crib, but it seemed more prudent to finish them all...

    The green light flashed around the room and she dropped like her husband.



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    Found this one over on r/history memes. The comments are precisely what you would expect them to be.
     
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    Not sure if this had been shared already:
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    Prooobably borderline NSFW, so I'll just put it in a spoiler to be safe.

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    Something about Alan Rickman smiling is deeply disturbing.
     
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    Didn‘t work so well with Quirrell.
     
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