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Harry Potter Memes Part III

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Jul 19, 2012.

  1. H_A_Greene

    H_A_Greene Unspeakable –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Wot? Seriously? I've got nothing against Rupert, but c'mon. Matthew > Tom > Rupert > Daniel.
     
  2. Andro

    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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    No one's putting Rupert last given that he's the ginger? Does Daniel's shortness the weightier consideration?
     
  3. deathinapinkboa

    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    No. Daniel's skeazy creep-face is the weightier consideration.
     
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    I mean Rupert looks fucked as it is but if you told me Daniel sold coke and fondled kids on the weekend I would believe you.
     
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    If I use the actor's names I'd screw them up, but based off that picture it is clearly: Neville > Draco > Ron > Harry
     
  6. Ash'Ura

    Ash'Ura Totally Sirius

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    I get the impression that Dan and Rupert are just tired as fuck in this picture which makes sense given that they probably had a much more hectic schedule than Tom or Matthew at the time the shot was taken.
     
  7. Shinysavage

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    Really? You mean you wouldn't trust this man with money or family?

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    Is that Daniel on Rupert's 'How to succeed' T-shirt? :awesome :awesome
     
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    Molly's been strayin'.
     
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    ... Is that Harry Snape?
     
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    Judging by the hair color, it is Harry Evans Snape.
     
  12. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    That or you know, he shot off as he was pulling out!
     
  14. methor

    methor Fourth Year

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    I looked up the relevant research to refute a professor last year. There isn't any measurable difference in longevity or swimming ability between x and y sperm.
     
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  16. Platypus

    Platypus Groundskeeper

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    The Mirror of Erised probably counts as a combination lock.
     
  17. Sloth

    Sloth Professor DLP Supporter

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    I want this level of detail in anything I write.
     
  18. Anarchy

    Anarchy Half-Blood Prince DLP Supporter

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    I hate to point this out, but it's never mentioned in the books who kills Lupin (and Tonks and Fred), or in what order they were killed in. So for all we know, Tonks could have been killed before him.
     
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    Spoilsport.
     
  20. ScottPress

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    I don't know if this has already been posted or not, but it made me laugh like stupid.

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