The "thing" is sex, isn't it?

 

I know most of you guys have seen this....but wait, it gets better.









YES

 

I feel the need to point out that Voldemort can totally do wandless magic. Especially movie Voldemort.

Fuck, Quirell could do wandless magic. It just clearly can't do the shit you can do with a wand.

 

I don't even watch Doctor Who, and I want to see that story continue.

 

Remember the scene where the waiter wandlessly raises the chairs?

 

Yeah. Always thought that was more of a minor enchantment or something. It is a tavern, you know.

But yes, it is little scenes like this that make Prisoner of Azkaban my favorite movie of the franchise.

 

Yeah. POA was the best movie by far, imo. It's all because of the little (but many) details that add color (and ... depth, I suppose?) to the world.

 

I hated the dementors...

 

Dieto Cokenus will get rid of them. Be careful, it is messy.

 

Pretty sure I read some smut that started with those first two.

 

Just once, I would like to read a story where the characters swear to Wizard God instead of Merlin.

 

Hecate's boobs, WTF is your problem with Merlin dude?

/don't kill me pls.

 

What? filler

 

...Guys, this may seriously be my favorite Potter meme of all time.
Imagine what could have BEEN.

"Yer a wizard, Actual Proof I Had Sex With Lily Evans."
"I'm a what?"

"You'll be okay, Actual Proof I Had Sex With Lily Evans. You're a great wizard. You really are."
"Not as good as you."
"Me? Books and cleverness. There are more important things: friendship and bravery. And Actual Proof I Had Sex With Lily Evans, just be careful."

"You'll soon find out that some wizarding families are better than others, Actual Proof I Had Sex With Lily Evans. You don't wanna go making friends with the wrong sort. I can help you there."

"Let us hope that Actual Proof I Had Sex With Lily Evans will always be around to save the day."
"Don't worry. I will be."

"Let's match the power of Lord Voldemort, Heir of Salazar Slytherin, against the famous Actual Proof I Had Sex With Lily Evans."

"He knows how to play. Itty-bitty-baby-Actual Proof I Had Sex With Lily Evans."

"See you, Big D."
"see you, Actual Proof I Had Sex With Lily Evans."

"Actual Proof I Had Sex With Lily Evans, the boy who lived... come to die."

"People die every day. Friends, family. Yeah, we still lost Actual Proof I Had Sex With Lily Evans tonight. He's still with us, in here."

"Of Course it's happening in your head, Actual Proof I Had Sex With Lily Evans. But why on Earth should that mean it's not real?"



Snape would never stop calling him by his first name.

 

Sounds about right...

 

Snape is a greasy git!

 

Indeed. I think someone should slap Harry on the head for naming his kid after him.

 

I liked it. Having a Severus with a "Potter" at the end is a sort of Hell Snape couldnt have even imagined. Perfect revenge.