Oh dear.

 

Well, he would have my vote with that name.

 

My favorite kitchenware is the whisk.

 

To be fair to all this is good in the world... could that be removed from this thread? If nothing else, it's not remotely HP related, aside from being an obvious magical creature.

 

And now for something completely different: HP related thing!



Even 4chan is disappointed, Jo. Even 4chan.

 

Guys, I know this is like 2 months old, but I think it's more than a little unsettling that the second one says TWO kids and not three.

Which one did Ginny smother with a pillow because kids with Harry Potter for a dad were most likely fucking awful shitheaps just because he's pretty much Wizard Jesus?

 

Albus Severus, of course.

How is this a question.

 

To be fair, one could argue Remus did what he did because Harry was James' son. Still better than Albus Severus, though. Or at least the Severus part.

Am I the only who thinks Harry should have named someone after Hagrid?

 

Maybe a pet of his kids?

 

Norbert Fluffy Fang Potter?

 

"Thought about adding in Aragog, but felt it'd be a bit naff..."

 

Aragog Rubeus Potter, you were named for a fuckhuge spider that wanted to eat me and my friend when we were 12 and for the man that told us to go look for said spider. Son, I was so pissed when you were born you're lucky you weren't named Albus Severus.

 

Hm. Ruby Potter instead of Lily Potter? I like it, even though I sort of associate the name 'Ruby' with my sister's best friend's dog...

I also think that Neville should have gotten some recognition via baby names. Certainly over Snape. But instead of 'Neville,' it would be 'Trevor' for shits and giggles

 

"Dad, who was I named after?"

"Oh, just the name of a friend's toad. I think he died, six years now. But yeah."

 

I imagine that family gatherings between the Potters and the Weasleys were filled with groans and polite patience towards Harry's horrible track record for naming children.