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Harry Potter Memes Part III

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Jul 19, 2012.

  1. Oinyal

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    "You made your mum's life a living hell, Trevor, kicking her bladder and squirming at three in the morning. I guess you could say that her womb was really hopping."

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  2. Necrule Paen

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    Hard to appreciate what cannot be seen.
     
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    Laughed way harder at this.
     
  4. Pasta Sentient

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    "Daddy, sometimes I feel you only love me because of your childhood books."

    "That's nonsense, Harry."

    "My name's Diane-"

    "YOUR NAME IS HARRY. Now stay still while I finish carving your scar."

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    "...he was terrible at taking care of me, admittedly. Or taking care of anything in general, even the Hogwarts grounds."
     
  6. CBH

    CBH Sixth Year

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    The only person? How dare you.

    Following that pattern, his children should obviously be Dobby Hagrid Potter and Hedwig Potter.

    And now to get everybody ready for Halloween, I present pumpkin Potter:

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    Voldemort kind of looks like he has a nose, so some fail there. I very much approve of Snape though.
     
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    It's like Alan Rickman if Alan Rickman was ugly.
     
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    Hence, a proper representation of what Snape should have been. :)
     
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    Gary Oldman/Azkaban!Sirius looks fucking evil with those "red" eyes
     
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    Am I the only person who thinks that Alan Rickman actually /is/ kind of ugly? I never understood the folks saying he's hot/attractive just in looks. I'm sure some of it is his acting (as I've found some non-sexy actors to be sexy in particular movies just because of their character/acting being sexy), but yeah, don't see it with Rickman in terms of just looks.

    That dude who is in the Matrix is ugly as sin, and apparently some folks find him hot too.
     
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    You mean Hugo Weaving? I guess he's no Brad Pitt, but he looks like he could fuck you up with just a raised eyebrow if he wanted to.
     
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    Hashasheen Half-Blood Prince

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    I did not actually. Meant for it to go into official video clips. Just reported myself to get it moved.
     
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    Go ahead and repost it there if you haven't yet.
     
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