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Harry Potter Memes Part III

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Jul 19, 2012.

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    Wrong thread. Derp.
     
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    Better than Canon.
     
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    Well now Harry won't find out he he's a Horcrux and that he has to die to defeat Voldemort.

    Meaning Voldemort wins and takes over Britain, creating an age of darkness never seen before.

    But, at least you showed Snape who's boss, Harry. You sure showed him.
     
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    Don't spoil the fun, dude. You're shitting on HP's catharsis. :colbert:
     
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    Catharisis? Imagine the depression he gets once he realizes that he dun goofed.
     
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    Odds are Harry would've ended up tanking an AK and getting back up like it wasn't even shit wether he saw Snapes sob story or not.
     
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    Not to mention, his kid wouldn't have a "Severus" as his middle name.

    Just like that, the whole epilogue was improved by a 1000%.
     
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    Then Harry's blood protection wouldn't have existed and Vodemort would have murdered everyone.
     
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    Would have been more realistic. Also, Harry could just view Snape memories and then decide to lie and cliam that Snape was a traitor and murderer.
     
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    Guys. It's a joke.
     
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    Xandrel, observe. Learn from Taure learning from his mistake earlier in the thread.
     
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    There is zero similarity between the situations. Jokes =/= literary analysis subject to argument.
     
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    My question is, who types complete sentences in Google?
     
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    How else would you type that sentence?

    wht dat hedwig bitch?

    /feeling old
     
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    "Hedwig species"

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    Even shorter. :facepalm
     
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