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Harry Potter Memes Part III

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Jul 19, 2012.

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    I feel like Snape having asparagus instead of a wand woudn't have changed the outcome of that duel.
    (Assuming I'm right and that's Snape v Lockhart.)
     
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    McGonagall has PTSD and it ain't from the war.
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    Is that a yes?
     
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    So Harry Potter was born on July 31st, 1980.

    July 27th was a full moon.

    Let us assume that the Wolfsbane Potion had yet to be invented or that Lupin lacked access to it, thus the Marauders kept him company in their animal forms.

    Lily goes into false labor.

    The result:
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    Funny meme is funny, but I would be terrified to have such a beast at my door.
     
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    But Snape isn't a moderately good looking man. Snape never was good looking. Not as a kid, not as a grown up.

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    @Odran

    I mean, did I even have to?
     
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    Ugly Snape looks badass in that image.
     
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    Did you miss the part where the person who replied to said "#then his name would be snape", thus implying Snape could be good-looking?

    You're probably going to like this one as well:

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    Ugly, but bad ass.

    Only problem is he's smiling. Snape doesn't smile that much.
     
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