I and all the guys in my office thank you for that.

Hard core fucking lulz.

 

Obligatory:

 

...you read DLP at work with the entire office looking over your shoulder? Do you hate being employed or something?

 

My assumption is that for GL there is no real office. It's all in his mind - a byproduct of all that coke he does.

 

They don't look over my shoulder, and as long as it isn't porn and work actually gets done they couldn't give a shit.

Or so I assume. They haven't blocked it and I haven't asked. Asking Forgiveness > Asking Permission.

That said, I did pull the image off onto the hard-drive before showing anyone.

@Zennith: Obviously never tried cocaine, eh?

 

Nope. I'm pretty okay with that.

 

I assume it's because he's a decent member of society. Threesomes with black guys aside, of course.

 

Good for you. /pats on back. But you haven't lived.

...Spoke too soon.

 

I thought it was a black guy and a pillow?

 

But I do want to keep on living.



@Taure and Seratin - guys, come on! This was supposed to be a secret just between us!

Sigh.

Fine. It was actually just a threesome with two pillows, no black guys. Body pillows, though - James Franco in 30 Rock style.

 

[1:20pm] Seratin: lol Zennith, I just realised I mixed you up with Zeph
[1:20pm] Seratin: About the black guy threesome
[1:20pm] Zennith: lol, I was confused
[1:20pm] JBlaise: AHAHAHA
[1:20pm] Zennith: I just decided to roll with it
[1:20pm] Seratin: You're just that interchangeable
[1:20pm] Zennith: ouch
[1:20pm] Zennith: my pride
[1:20pm] JBlaise: That's fucked up but LOL


/me dies

 

Sigh...


/wordcount

 

Lol, too late for any of that:

Cat's out of the bag.

 

You left out an important detail. The pillows looked like this:

 

has already been posted. Still lulzy though.

 

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