That's what I thought too, at first glance.

 

Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious.

... A simple yes would have saved you the need to prove it in such great detail. Jesus Christ. That has to be the most fucked up, ignorant logic of anything I've ever read.

To put this into context for you, bro, last night I read an image that said we find dinosaur skeletons buried all over because they ate everything on Earth, then started to dig underground to find food and were trapped.

And that God made the stars and put them billions of billions of lightyears away to show us how pimp he really is. With the added bonus of this guy being more reasonable than you.

Just go eat a bag of duck vagina and stfu. :|

 

EAT IT, BITCH! EAT IT D8

 

Remember to pre-heat it! :3

 

That is disturbing as fuck for some reason.

 

Wow. Good Job. Didn't know you were aiming to take 7ate9's spot for Single Creepiest Post ever.

 

...you told him to eat a bag of duck vaginas. Since I've never, ever seen anyone on the boards say that, I have to assume you made it up. By comparison, I didn't make that photo - I just linked it. Really think about it: you literally specified duck vagina. And I'm creepy? C'mon now.

Despite that, no one beats 789's creeper factor.

 

So in your sick, twisted mind, undead aren't hot?

 

They're especially hot when on fire. Although that can be said for most things.

 

Harry Potter memes, anyone?

 

Wait... are you saying that you think undead are hot?

 

Fix'd. I think.

 

You probably hear this a lot, but it's too small.

 

... obviously. I'd fuck that.

 

Better now? I'm doing this from a notebook, so it's kinda confusing with the size and all.

 

And now it's too bloody frakking big. Here, a quick solution:
1. Take your wireless router.
2. Unplug it.
3. Set it on fire.
4. Never come on DLP again.
5. ????
6. PROFIT