Harry Potter Rocks Your Socks Off

BlueMagikMarker · Jan 27, 2007

Wizard Rock has flown through the veins of many since the beginning of time. It has inspired feats of unexplainable rocking, the kind of sound that would blow your mind in an instant. Few can harness this awesome power... but when they do, its an event like no other. The Harry Potter books have caused such a stir in the Magical Force, that many new Wizard Rock Gods have been born. These Supreme Beings are revered by thousands across the world for bringing their awe inspiring music to our ears.

At its most basic level, Wizard Rock celebrates and promotes literacy (and fairness to all magical beings). Harry and the Potters, for instance, encouraged concert goers in the summer of 2006 to read some of their favorite books in exchange for toothbrushes (bearing their band name) with the receipt of a book.

I know you're eager to know more about the Wizard Rock Revolution, so here are some divine lyrics written by the Gods themselves:

Harry and the Potters - Save Ginny Weasly said:

Harry and the Potters
Are you scared to walk through the hallways
Are you worried that the spiders run away
Are you petrified of being petrified
Are we going to have to save the school again

(Chorus)
We've got to save Ginny Weasley from the basilisk
We've got to save the school from that unseen horror
We've got to save Ginny Weasley from the basilisk
We've got to save the school again

It's been freaking out all the kids
It even took our Mrs. Norris
Ate up the film in Collin's camera
And petrified our friend, Hermione Granger

Chorus

You can't take my best friend's sister
You can't take my best friend's sister
You can't take my best friend's sister
And get away with it

Repeat chorus 2X

We've got to save the school again.
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The Moaning Myrtles - Prefects are Hot said:

The Moaning Myrtles
There’s a really neat trick I learned when you’re dead
You can walk through walls and not hurt your head
Bedrooms and bathrooms are all fair game
So I followed some prefects and spied without shame

Bathrooms are great places for peep shows
Cedric Diggory’s really hot without his clothes
A screeching egg’s secret he was trying to find
He knew I was watching but he didn’t seem to mind

Death is way more fun with bubbles
That’s what I say
Death is way more fun with bubbles
Mostly every day
Death is way more fun with bubbles
Myrtle likes to play
Death is way more fun with bubbles
When they melt away

Prefects are freakin hot in any season
You know they call me Moaning Myrtle for a reason
Went looking for some prefects in the bathroom one day
But instead I found Harry and so I said hey

I helped him solve the mystery of the egg
But I’d like to solve the mystery between his legs
I hope that Harry drowns tomorrow in the lake
So that our honeymoon we can take
You know that ghosts have working ‘natomies
What’s better than that - we don’t get STD’s!

Prefects are hot etc.
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I know you're probably speechless at this point, but here are even MORE amazing Wizard Rock bands!!

Co-written by Cervus, he's so sexy

Lord Ravenclaw · Jan 27, 2007

I've heard some of these songs. Other 'bands' are also ridiculously named, such as 'Draco and the Malfoys' or something like that. Very amusing.

BlueMagikMarker · Jan 27, 2007

You can hear some of Harry and the Potters' greatness on their myspace: http://www.myspace.com/harryandthepotters

Cervus · Jan 27, 2007

Great news Wizard Rock fans! You thought it couldn't get any better than Moaning Myrtle singing about solving the mystery between Harry Potter's legs? Well, you were wrong!

http://www.wizardrockumentary.com brings you [FONT=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]The Wizard Rockumentary!

Oh yeah!

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www.wizardrockumentary.com said:

[FONT=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]The Wizard Rockumentary is an independent feature length documentary exploring Harry Potter fandom, the Wizard Rock community, and the goals of these musicians to promote literacy. Shooting is wrapped (until we hear back from J.K. Rowling kindly agreeing to do an interview with us) and we are in the process of editing our almost three days worth of footage.[/FONT]
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Hold on to hats people! The Wizard Rock Revolution is upon us! Even Voldemort can't stop the rock! We're going to be Rocking and Rowling all day long, people!

BMM: You is soooo sexy too! <3

madeyemoody · Jan 27, 2007

That is not Wizard Rock......this is

Misty morning, clouds in the sky
Without warning, the wizard walks by
Casting his shadow, weaving his spell
Funny clothes, tinkling bell
Never talking
Just keeps walking
Spreading his magic
Evil power disappears
Demons worry when the wizard is near
He turns tears into joy
Everyone's happy when the wizard walks by
Never talking
Just keeps walking
Spreading his magic
Sun is shining, clouds have gone by
All the people give a happy sigh
He has passed by, giving his sign
Left all the people feeling so fine
Never talking
Just keeps walking
Spreading his magic
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Queen of Light took her bow, And then she turned to go,
The Prince of Peace embraced the gloom, And walked the night alone.

Oh, dance in the dark of night, Sing to the morning light.
The dark Lord rides in force tonight, And time will tell us all.

Oh, throw down your plow and hoe, Rest not to lock your homes.

Side by side we wait the might of the darkest of them all.

I hear the horses' thunder down in the valley below,
I'm waiting for the angels of Avalon, waiting for the eastern glow.

The apples of the valley hold, The seeds of happiness,
The ground is rich from tender care, Repay, do not forget, no, no.
Dance in the dark of night, sing to the morning light.

The apples turn to brown and black, The tyrant's face is red.

Oh the war is common cry, Pick up you swords and fly.
The sky is filled with good and bad that mortals never know.

Oh, well, the night is long the beads of time pass slow,
Tired eyes on the sunrise, waiting for the eastern glow.

The pain of war cannot exceed the woe of aftermath,
The drums will shake the castle wall, the ring wraiths ride in black, Ride on.

Sing as you raise your bow, shoot straighter than before.
No comfort has the fire at night that lights the face so cold.

Oh dance in the dark of night, Sing to the morning light.
The magic runes are writ in gold to bring the balance back. Bring it back.

At last the sun is shining, The clouds of blue roll by,
With flames from the dragon of darkness, the sunlight blinds his eyes.
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Let me take you to the movies. Can I take you to the show
Let me be yours ever truly. Can I make your garden grow

From the houses of the holy, we can watch the white doves go
From the door comes Satan's daughter, and it only goes to show. You know.

There's an angel on my shoulder, In my hand a sword of gold
Let me wander in your garden. And the seeds of love I'll sow. You know.

So the world is spinning faster. Are you dizzy when you're stoned
Let the music be your master. Will you heed the master's call
Oh... Satan and man.

Said there ain't no use in crying. Cause it will only, only drive you mad
Does it hurt to hear them lying? Was this the only world you had? Oh-oh

So let me take you, take you to the movie. Can I take you, baby, to the show.
Why don't you let me be yours ever truly. Can I make your garden grow
You know.
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MY FAVORITE
[FONT=Verdana,Arial]

[FONT=Verdana,Arial]Witches gather at black masses [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial]Bodies burning in red ashes [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial]On the hill the church in ruin[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial]Is the scene of evil doings [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial]It's a place for all bad sinners [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial]Watch them eating dead rats' innards[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial]I guess it's the same whereever you may go [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial]Oh Lord yeah[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana,Arial]Carry banners which denounce the lord[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial]See me rocking in my grave[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial]See them anoint my head with dead rat's blood[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial]See them stick the stake through me[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial]Oh[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana,Arial]Don't hold me back cause I've just gotta go[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial]They've got a hold of my soul now[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial]Lords got my brain instinct with blood obscene (not sure about this line)[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial]Look in my eyes I'm there enough [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial]Yeah [/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana,Arial]On the scene a priest appears[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial]Sinners falling at his knees[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial]Satan sends out funeral pyre[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial]Casts the priest into the fire[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial]It's the place for all bad sinners[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial]Watch them eating dead rats' innards[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial]I guess it's the same whereever you may go[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana,Arial]Oh lord yeah[/FONT]
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madeyemoody

Yarrgh! · Jan 27, 2007

I give this thread, except for Madeyemoody's contribution, my official seal of approval.

Admins/Mods: I was forced into making this post :'(

Dark Syaoran · Jan 27, 2007

This is lame. Lame but somewhat amusing.

I could have went without knowing people actually do this stuff, though.

Dark Lord Rostam · Jan 27, 2007

What the fuck.

Hermione Crookshanks experience

What the fuck. I mean, what the fuck.

Nytmare · Jan 28, 2007

I dont think I have ever seen something so bloody pathetic, Did you listen to that 'Ron Weasley' Song?
WTF!!

BlueMagikMarker · Jan 28, 2007

Nytmare said: ↑

I dont think I have ever seen something so bloody ~~pathetic~~ AMAZINGLY GODLIKE!, Did you listen to that 'Ron Weasley' Song?
~~WTF!!~~ Wow That's Fantastic!!
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I know, it was like a religious experience for me as well! And that is only one song out of many! Think about how much more great music is being made right under JKR's nose!

Antivash · Jan 28, 2007

Ive The Curciatus Curse's And the Riddle of Potions and Bella's Love's Standard book of Awesome Demo's

~~They suck and fail more than Madeye, who is as fail as a one legged retarded homosexual monkey being assraped by a redneck stuck in the jungle.~~

They Rawk my cawk!

japanese_jew · Jan 28, 2007

You and I in a little magic shop
Buy some Chocolate Frogs with the money we've got
Set them free but they don't last long
They're good for one jump, then they're done
At the base of my spine I get a tingling sense
Something evil is about to commence
Under cover of a darkened sky
99 Death Eaters go by

99 Death Eaters under cover of a darkened sky
The Ministry's on red alert
And something here from somewhere else
The Aurors all spring to life
Moody opens up his eye
And focusing it on the sky
As 99 Death Eaters go by

99 Decision Street
99 ministers meet
To worry worry, super scurry
Call Dementors in a hurry
This is what we've waited for
This is it boys, this is war
Cornelius Fudge is on the line
As 99 Death Eaters go by

99 knights of the air
Ride their magic Firebolts
Everyone's a super-hero
Everyone's a Ludo Bagman
The goal is to identify
Clarify and classify
Scramble in the darkened sky
As 99 Death Eaters go by
99 Death Eaters go byyyyyyyy

99 dreams I have had
The Dark Mark's floating in the air
It's all over and I'm standing pretty
In what used to be the city
If I could find something tragic
Just to prove there once was magic
And here is a Chocolate Frog
I think of you and let it go

Cervus · Jan 28, 2007

BlueMagikMarker said: ↑

I know, it was like a religious experience for me as well! And that is only one song out of many! Think about how much more great music is being made right under JKR's nose!
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I was like a religious experience for me too! DLP should start Wizard Rock band! Think about all the fame it would bring us!

madeyemoody · Jan 28, 2007

Sitting on the Toilet
I don’t mean to be rude but sometimes I must stare
Only wish I could knot my fingers in your hair
If I tried to kiss you, your lips would go through me
I’m sure if I could, I would want you to screw me.
Oh Harry, you’re lovely
But you never think of me
Oh Harry, I want you to be mine
But you’re a real jerk sometimes
Cho Chang and Ginny, they come in here to whine
Those broken-hearted brats who also think that you are fine
I watch while you’re smitten with every girl you see
But since I’m transparent, you cant adore me
Oh Harry, you’re lovely
But you never think of me
Oh Harry, I want you to be mine
But you’re a real jerk sometimes
Can’t pretend I dont spy on you once in a while
Anything just to see your green eyes or your smile
But sitting on the toilet, all I can do is cry
Knowing that you’ll never ever give me a try
Oh Harry, you’re lovely
But you never think of me
Oh Harry, I want you to be mine
But you’re a real jerk sometimes

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Don’t Throw That Book At Me
No one likes me
I can tell
Sitting in the U-Bend
Disregarding the smell
Go take a pee
It’s all fine and well
But don’t throw that book at me
You’ll go to hell
My life was full of misery
And you’re still mean to me
And though I’ve taken my last breath
Now you’re ruining my death
Contemplating suicide
From what Peeves said
Then I remembered
I’m already dead
Wanted peace and quiet
Look what I got instead
Nothing but a stupid book
Falling through my head
My life was full of misery
And you’re still mean to me
And though I’ve taken my last breath
Now you’re ruining my death
Let’s all throw books at Myrtle
Because she can’t feel it
Like a carnival game
I’m sick of this shit
Let’s all throw books at Myrtle
Because it’s so fun
If you get it through her head
Then you’re number one
Don’t throw that book at me
Don’t throw that book at me
Don’t throw that book at me, Ginny
Don’t throw that book at me
Don’t throw that book at me
Don’t throw that book at me, Ginny
My life was full of misery
And you’re still mean to me
And though I’ve taken my last breath
Now you’re ruining my death
Don’t throw that book at me
Don’t throw that book at me
Don’t throw that book at me, Ginny
Don’t throw that book at me
Don’t throw that book at me
Don’t throw that book at me, Ginny

4. Prefects Are Hot
There’s a really neat trick I learned when you’re dead
You can walk through walls and not hurt your head
Bedrooms and bathrooms are all fair game
So I followed some prefects and spied without shame
Bathrooms are great places for peep shows
Cedric Diggory’s really hot without his clothes
A screeching egg’s secret he was trying to find
He knew I was watching but he didn’t seem to mind
Death is way more fun with bubbles
That’s what I say
Death is way more fun with bubbles
Mostly every day
Death is way more fun with bubbles
Myrtle likes to play
Death is way more fun with bubbles
When they melt away
Prefects are freakin hot in any season
You know they call me Moaning Myrtle for a reason
Went looking for some prefects in the bathroom one day
But instead I found Harry and so I said hey
I helped him solve the mystery of the egg
But I’d like to solve the mystery between his legs
I hope that Harry drowns tomorrow in the lake
So that our honeymoon we can take
You know that ghosts have working ‘natomies
What’s better than that - we don’t get STD’s!

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Ok, I don't get everybody's false enthusiasm....this music is garbage

Magic in music is only approved by me when it involves the occult

madeyemoody

p.s.

Skeletaure · Jan 28, 2007

Magic in music is only approved by me when it involves the occult.
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But we all know that HP is a book spawned by the devil - a handbook to witchcraft - right?

So it's all OK.

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